21 Days Until the End of the World

Don't worry about the asteroid, the world is going to end on February 14.
We've known this since 1989.
 
Get my sister and her kids plane tickets to come up here. Spend the time talking about things we wished we could have done. Not in a regretful way but making it fun. Experiment and cook foods that I usually wouldn't. Bake extravagant desserts. Stay up late with the kids and play games.

Make sure we have a lot of sleeping pills so when the day comes we will sleep through it and not feel a thing:)
 
I expect a fortnight of FUCK ME! FUCK ME! amidst the town burnings, mass depredations, and general social chaos.

Maybe I can do all the neighbors I haven't killed already.

Should be fun.
 
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Don't worry about the asteroid, the world is going to end on February 14.
We've known this since 1989.

If I forget the wife's valentine card again you are right about that, I've known about that since last Feb 14.....
 
Now it's 6 days, if my math is correct, but who cares? It's close to panic time. Picking out the last outfit, reinforcing the house against intruders, finding the bible, calling family and friends. All the little things that procrastination doesn't really work well with at this point.

Rule breaking is next. Drinking out of the carton straight from the fridge, double dipping :eek:, settling the length vs width debate-english vs american cucumber and leaving the water running while brushing your teeth.
 
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