I've decided to become a Raelian.

[warrior queen]

Saw a thing on the news last night about the Raelian movement in Australia, and have decided to become one.
Of course, I know almost nothing about their 'religion' except that they believe all Gods were aliens. The thing that got me was they also believe that gay sex is perfectly ok and that the meaning of life is the enjoyment of it and the pursuit of happiness. That'll do

I intend to use the I'm a Raelian arguement the next time the Jehovahs or 7th Day Adventists come to my door.
Say I'm Jewish backfired recently when a Jehovah knocked and then proceeded to tell me all about his mum who was Jewish
I ended up having to be rude and shut the door on him.

 

[PoppingTom]

I like that religion, but I don't like that sign. Too bad.

 

[warrior queen]

I like that religion, but I don't like that sign. Too bad.

The swirly star thing is cool, but the other one with the swastika in it not so much.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=...oEbcn5elM:&usg=__SI3xFdtEyXM72xzRDgUgeQDz66M=

 

[sexy_skittles]

I agree with there stance on peace and sexuality but the whole cloning thing is iffy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

That is as far-fetched as saying I come from a fish.

So, given my choices, which are:

1. from fish
2. from aliens
3. from the dirt of the earth.

I'll take #3....then, I know I come by my dirty mind naturally!

 

[warrior queen]

I don't intend to actually practise.... I just need something to keep the other religious nutjobs away!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don't intend to actually practise.... I just need something to keep the other religious nutjobs away!

Get some religious propaganda and start to tell them about it! Ask for their address so you can come by and tell them all about it!

 

[PoppingTom]

That is as far-fetched as saying I come from a fish.

So, given my choices, which are:

1. from fish
2. from aliens
3. from the dirt of the earth.

I'll take #3....then, I know I come by my dirty mind naturally!

I like aliens and spacey things. And a religion promoting bikini wearing girls.

I just miss...you know...the one to blame for all the shit happens in my life.

 

[oggbashan]

I don't intend to actually practise.... I just need something to keep the other religious nutjobs away!

Get yourself ordained as a Minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California:

http://www.ulc.org/

I am one of their ordained ministers. (So is jeanne_d_artois!)

There are several other Literotica people who are also Ministers of the ULC.

Telling religious nutjobs on your doorstep that you are an ordained minister shuts them up.

 

[warrior queen]

Get yourself ordained as a Minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California:

http://www.ulc.org/

I am one of their ordained ministers. (So is jeanne_d_artois!)

There are several other Literotica people who are also Ministers of the ULC.

Telling religious nutjobs on your doorstep that you are an ordained minister shuts them up.

That is so cool!

 

[Hypoxia]

Get yourself ordained as a Minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California:

http://www.ulc.org/

I was ordained in 1970 and started my own church modeled on The Church Of The Barfing-Yak. After 1980 I filled BBSs and later Nets with church documents. I secretly ordained every living creature on and off Earth and then promoted all to godhood. Yes, you are already divine, with all the powers and responsibilities pertaining thereof. Don't fuck it up.

 

[PoppingTom]

I was ordained in 1970 and started my own church modeled on The Church Of The Barfing-Yak.

So it's all Barfing-Yak's fault?

Now, I'm enlightenend.

 

[Hypoxia]

So it's all Barfing-Yak's fault?

Now, I'm enlightenend.

Some of the good ones were already taken. The Church of Naked Jesus. The Church of Daniel Christ. The Church of the Orangutans. The Secret Church of Secret Wisdom, Shhhh. The Church of Fire. And yes, the Church of the Barfing-Yak. Where can we go to worship zithers?

 

[Que]

What is it with aliens, religion and butt-sex?

See Scientology. Same difference as Raeliens.