Captain Cuddly's Huggy Den

[CapnCuddly]

yay!divorce party. (Girls tend to have those..not sure about the men though)

My divorce party has been a month or two of breakneck, take no prisoners dating. I've recently tripled my lifetime action.

 

[CapnCuddly]

Especially when they're from a spike-wearing teddybear carrying a paddle!

I can not imagine a more perfect AV for myself.

 

[submit4pleasure]

I can not imagine a more perfect AV for myself.

A naughty girl's favorite toy to cuddle with in bed...

 

[CapnCuddly]

A naughty girl's favorite toy to cuddle with in bed...

Well, why choose when you can have the entire toychest?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

My divorce party has been a month or two of breakneck, take no prisoners dating. I've recently tripled my lifetime action.

i hear ya.. Seeing how id been with two men prior to my divorce..
*Does the math*
Ok, I'm just going to quit counting...

 

[Wolfias]

-Playfully Wolfhugs with a quiet growling squeeze- I don't usually hug strangers but it's Capn rules.

 

[CapnCuddly]

i hear ya.. Seeing how id been with two men prior to my divorce..
*Does the math*
Ok, I'm just going to quit counting...

It really all depends on what "bases" system you use.

I've only technically had coitus with one, two swallowed my Daddy cream, three have I brought to orgasm, plus maybe a dozen kiss and cuddle buddies.

Yeah, and not to lick and tell, but the twenty year old who let me keep her panties afterward is the most delicious tasting dream I could ever imagine...

 

[CapnCuddly]

-Playfully Wolfhugs with a quiet growling squeeze- I don't usually hug strangers but it's Capn rules.

Politely returns the affection and thanks you for following the rules.

 

[submit4pleasure]

Well, why choose when you can have the entire toychest?

Have to leave a little room to play in..

 

[CapnCuddly]

Have to leave a little room to play in..

I don't mind close quarters

 

[submit4pleasure]

*raises my bottle of marijuana moonshine*

Who's ready for shots?

 

[CapnCuddly]

*raises my bottle of marijuana moonshine*

Who's ready for shots?

Shots? Just pass the bottle

http://antoniosmarket.com/653-2648-thickbox/vodka-rushkinoff-cannabis.jpg

 

[Wolfias]

Politely returns the affection and thanks you for following the rules.

You're most certainly welcome. Gotta love a thread with a RP element that's not over the top.

 

[CapnCuddly]

You're most certainly welcome. Gotta love a thread with a RP element that's not over the top.

Thanks, my friend

 

[submit4pleasure]

Shots? Just pass the bottle

http://antoniosmarket.com/653-2648-thickbox/vodka-rushkinoff-cannabis.jpg

*Passes it to you*
Enjoy! This batch turned out nice and strong.

 

[CapnCuddly]

*Passes it to you*
Enjoy! This batch turned out nice and strong.

Careful. I get handsy when high.

 

[submit4pleasure]

Careful. I get handsy when high.

Me too!
*takes a nice big swig*

 

[CapnCuddly]

Me too!
*takes a nice big swig*

No seriously, I've been known to zone out and just let my hands go on autopilot for like an hour straight and meanwhile my date has cum so many times she is in tears.

 

[submit4pleasure]

No seriously, I've been known to zone out and just let my hands go on autopilot for like an hour straight and meanwhile my date has cum so many times she is in tears.

Ummm I think I could handle that...

 

[CapnCuddly]

Ummm I think I could handle that...

Yeah, I'm sure. I forget all about the fact that I have a penis or making moves or conversation... I just delight in the experience of feeling a woman's sex tighten, pulse, drip, shudder, tense, pump...

 

[submit4pleasure]

Yeah, I'm sure. I forget all about the fact that I have a penis or making moves or conversation... I just delight in the experience of feeling a woman's sex tighten, pulse, drip, shudder, tense, pump...

That stoned tunnel vision concentration...

 

[CapnCuddly]

That stoned tunnel vision concentration...

The struggle is real.

... or is it?

...is anything... real?

 

[Wolfias]

-Passes the bottle without imbibing with a fanged grin- Little too early for me.

 

[CapnCuddly]

-Passes the bottle without imbibing with a fanged grin- Little too early for me.

Hey man, it's 8:00 am somewhere

WAKE AND BAKE AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK!

 

[submit4pleasure]

Hey man, it's 8:00 am somewhere

WAKE AND BAKE AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK!

Definitely start the day right!