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Steak fries are good but sadly all fries are nothing more than a vehicle for grease and salt to get into your arteries.
Know what I don't see much of any more? Cottage fries. Used to be a thing but they kind of disappeared.
 
Steak fries are good but sadly all fries are nothing more than a vehicle for grease and salt to get into your arteries.

Well, not all fries, now.

Calling them "fries" is just cultural nomenclature for the form of sliced potatoes nowadays, really. Cut up a handful of softball-heavy taters, then bake them with some sea salt, olive oil and herbs, you can bypass a heavy chunk of the negative aspects of the beloved but health-crisis-in-waiting McDonald's version we all grew up around and stuffed ourselves with. ;)
 
Fuck always. Bend me over the kitchen counter and worry about the food later.
 
Well, now I'm sure its sex, definitely sex before potato. Other wise I want to sleep on my happy potato tummy. And Zumi doesn't like it if the girl sleeps. :confused:

Nooooooo! Who told you that lie? :eek:

You can sleep...I just want you to sleep in satisfaction, is all! I'd happily make all the baked fries you want in order to make that happen! ;)
 
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