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[Hornblende]

Continuing this very enjoyable thread:

Originally Posted by jeff_is_smiling

There's no telling about my comparative tasting of women I suppose....

Simultaneous or a longitudinal study? Asking for a friend

 

[babeee]

Simultaneous orgasm study? Asking for a friend

Understandable. It would be difficult to take part on your own

 

[Hornblende]

Understand you need volunteers. I would like to take part

Thanks for your application. The board says yes

 

[FantasySlut]

Thanks for your application. My cock says yes

Show us !

 

[Hornblende]

Shower us !

With what, FantasySlut, with what?

 

[FantasySlut]

With my cock!!! FantasySlut

I'd be boasting too

 

[Hornblende]

I'd be basting you

Oh I'm certain that would keep things moving smoothly...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Oh I'm certain that butter would keep things moving smoothly...

Hmmm...shades of The Postman Always Rings Twice....

 

[Hornblende]

Hmmm...Shades on! The Blues Brothers are here!....

It's dark. And we're wearing sunglasses

 

[Penuche]

It's dark.

There is a light that never goes out.

 

[Hornblende]

There is a light that never goes out.... (all together now!) And if a double-decker bus crashes into us....

... To post by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine!

 

[FantasySlut]

... To lie by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine!

Awe shucks, I didnt know you felt that way

 

[Hornblende]

Let's fuck, I didnt know you felt that way

Well, if you really insist

 

[FantasySlut]

I insist

Then let's go. Hope youre primed and ready

 

[Hornblende]

Then let's go. Hope youre rimmed and ready

I couldn't possibly comment

 

[Lia Monde]

I couldn't possibly resist.

It's good to be open to all sorts of sexual possibilities.

 

[FantasySlut]

It's good that I can fulfill all of your sexual requests.

That's very good to know, I'll start making my lists

 

[Hornblende]

I'm very good to know, I'll start moistening my lips

It's always good to be prepared

 

[FantasySlut]

I'm always willing to share, want a taste now?

How did you know that my appetite is voracious this morning

 

[BurningMonkey]

How will I show that my appetite is salacious this morning?

You can start right here; it won't take me long to get the message.

 

[FantasySlut]

You can start right here; it won't take me long to cum.

Easy fella, no need to rush these things

 

[Hornblende]

Easy fella, I need to brush these cock rings

A simple polish usually does the trick!

 

[FantasySlut]

A slow probe usually does the trick!

Why Hornblende, I didn't know you were into such naughtiness

 

[Hornblende]

Why Hornblende, I didn't know you were into sucking naughty breasts

You know so little, FS

 

[FantasySlut]

You know, I'm not so little, can you handle it, FS?

Whip it out and let's give it a try