Asteroids and the antichrist.

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.inquisitr.com/2595270/20...ist-what-does-nasa-say-meteors-hitting-earth/

2016 PREDICTIONS: ASTEROID IMPACT ON EARTH WILL END THE WORLD FOR THE ANTI-CHRIST — WHAT DOES NASA SAY ABOUT METEORS HITTING EARTH?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Unicorns and puppy tails.

 

[Hypoxia]

Xians have been predicting their hoped-for End Of The World for a couple millennia now and they ain't got it right yet. Why should they fuck up their streak now? Some sub-literate dickweed preacher prophesizes some shit. That's nice. Pass the strychnine.

Dickweed can't even construct a feasible timeline. Earth is obliterated in 2016. AntiChrist appears in 2020. Appears where? Ain't no Earth nor Earthlings left then. AC can piss into the wind for all the good it'll do. And if AC is as dumb as Dickweed, then AC will end up on Tau Ceti V instead of Terra. Poor suckers there won't know what hit'em. Cue the harps.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Let's hope he gets sucked into the nearest black hole.

 

[PoppingTom]

I haven't recovered from 2012 predictions yet.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

People who predict the end claim to believe totally in the Bible except for that one important part where it says nobody will ever know when the end is.
On the other hand I do believe God would use an asteroid or comet to do us in when He feels the time is right. Makes sense. Easy, economical and finishes off the whole party with one shot.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

"Good neighbors killing each other for food."

At least we'll finally have a good reason.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I haven't recovered from 2012 predictions yet.

I'm still hungover too.

"Good neighbors killing each other for food."

At least we'll finally have a good reason.

 

[ryan8558]

"Good neighbors killing each other for food."

At least we'll finally have a good reason.

How would you prepare your neighbors?

I'm thinking barbecued.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

How would you prepare your neighbors?

I'm thinking barbecued.

Are they kosher?

 

[ryan8558]

Are they kosher?

Nope.

 

[spacekowboy]

I had asteroids once. The doc made me sit on a special pillow.

 

[parodyluvr75]

At least you didn't have meteors, those are really painful.