what kind of dates are most likely to lead to sex?

[benjamin96]

which places should i take my new girlfriend if i want it to end in sex?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

which places should i take my new girlfriend if i want it to end in sex?

Charlie Sheen's place.

 

[benjamin96]

Charlie Sheen's place.

i watched Two And A Half Men every week when he was present, but i've never met him (and i'm not in America).

 

[Super-Surprise]

which places should i take my new girlfriend if i want it to end in sex?

http://fibsta.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/600x300-mustang_ranch.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Originally Posted by benjamin96
what kind of dates are most likely to lead to sex?

The ones you are not on.

 

[benjamin96]

^ i have full power though, i am choosing the date location.

 

[Super-Surprise]

which places should i take my new girlfriend if i want it to end in sex?

http://i.imgur.com/1YoALoB.jpg

 

[jezzilee]

The kind where you spend your entire life savings on. Which from the looks of your recent posts may mean McDonalds... I guess you are out of luck.

 

[Aella_]

the cathouse

 

[butters]

^ i have full power though, i am choosing the date location.

super creeptastic

 

[lovetoread]

^ i have full power though, i am choosing the date location.

You dont have jack shit and most likely to become a rapist.

 

[yossi]

This one sounds like that other one who worked in fast food or whatever and kept asking inane questions about how to awkwardly ask out his coworkers.

A new schtick is needed.

 

[pointless]

for you i'm guessing the ones that involve parking your car in some desolate parking lot or, at best, the kind that involve shelling out for a shitty motel room with hourly rates.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://i.imgur.com/1YoALoB.jpg

I wonder how many people here understand why that picture in response to the OP is hysterically funny?

You. Me. Anybody else?

 

[Jessie_Pinkman]

http://i.imgur.com/ZQyhHJt.jpg

 

[yossi]

I'd be suspicious of anyone posting on an adult website that didn't get a casting couch reference.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

^ i have full power though, i am choosing the date location.

Hey, doofus, nobody is going to have sex with you simply because they enjoyed the dinner and whatever stupid movie you took them to.

People have sex with each other based on their judgment of whether the prospective partner is WORTHY of penetrating their most private orifices (based typically on subjective character traits like intelligence, integrity, charm, sense of humor, civility, communication skills, big tits, cheek bones, muscles, material wealth, access to illegal drugs, and how desperately horny they just happen to be).

Based on your limited posts in this thread so far, your lack of intelligence should more than offset whatever wealth you may accumulate and/or the size of your dope stash. Plus, it is unfathomable that she will ever get that desperate.

The good news is you are in Australia, so you should be able to run through the entire population of potential sex partners reasonably quickly and receive the sad news of your terminal unfuckability without undue delay.

 

[putzpotus]

says the guy who last fucked in 1984

 

[Aella_]

which places should i take my new girlfriend if i want it to end in sex?

just ask LJ for advice, and then do the exact opposite of what he tells you.

 

[cleaver]

what kind of dates are most likely to lead to sex?

try shields....

https://youtu.be/xAXB6u1enYM

 

[Aella_]

Or try something classy: expensive restaurant, flowers and chocolates.
And if at the end of the date she says she can't put out yet, do what any self-respecting gentleman would do: ask her to go dutch and take your flowers & gift back.

 

[Penuche]

which places should i take my new girlfriend if i want it to end in sex?

You're not going to like this. I've been on expensive dates, and cheap dates - exciting ones and boring ones.

The ones which ended in sex had sweet FA to do with where we went, and nearly everything to do with that indefinable something.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Unreal. Most of my dates ended in sex, not all, but most.

Arrive clean, groomed, and appropriately dressed. Take her to the restaurant she selects, and hope she eats what she wants. Act as if no other person exists but her. Pay attention to what she says. Paying attention to what she says is what gets you in her bed. If she orders coffee with her steak you aint getting no lovin.

 

[Aella_]

Pay attention to what she says. Paying attention to what she says is what gets you in her bed.

You're operating under the assumption that he has to pretend to be interested. Meaning that she's some sort of bimbo who has nothing clever to say.

But those times are long gone, my friend. These days it's generally the other way around.
And the equivalent of a bimbo-girl is the guy sporting an expensive car, and who brags mostly about how much he makes and how alpha-maleish he is in business (btw - they're all bosses) and in everything else.

 

[bronzeage]

which places should i take my new girlfriend if i want it to end in sex?

A serious answer to a stupid question.

The best place is your place, which is a place where your mother doesn't live and you have no roommates. It looks clean and it smells clean. The toilet is spotless and there's no ring in the bathtub.

You cook dinner while she watches. Find out what she won't eat and make sure it's not on the menu. Wash your hands like a surgeon. If she'll eat stuff you just ran through your fingers, it's yours to lose.