Several big name pornstarrs follow me on twitter

[Doom_Guy]

Out of the blue, several big-name female porn stars started following me on twitter, and no, I'm not going to say who they are.

I'm quite flattered.

Heathyr Hoffman is a secret amateur porn star, meaning that all of her "work" was done in private between her and her former significant others. It is extremely doubtful that any of it has been uploaded to the internet.

It is only in her possession, and in the possession of the significant others she did the amateur photos/videos with.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Out of the blue, several FBI agents posing as big-name female porn stars started following me on twitter, and no, I'm not going to say who they are.

I'm quite flattered.

Heathyr Hoffman is a secret amateur porn star, meaning that all of her "work" was done in private between her and her former significant others. It is extremely doubtful that any of it has been uploaded to the internet.

It is only in her possession, and in the possession of the significant others she did the amateur photos/videos with.

fxd ur pst.

 

[Doom_Guy]

lol, I haven't done or said anything on twitter that is illegal or would attract the attention of the FBI.

The only time the FBI investigates twitter accounts is if terrorist threats are made, or if somebody threatens to kill the president.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Well, at least you got the punchline!