Dumb Newbie Question

[donaldelliott11]

Please tell me what BTB and RACC stand for with respect to wife sharing and cuckold stories, and briefly discuss their meanings. Thanks. Don

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Burn the Bitch

Reconcile At All Costs

 

[NaokoSmith]

Hi Donald, welcome to the board.


You will get lots of answers for Loving Wife questions here! However if you intend to post LW stories yourself, we strongly advise enquiring about the terms and conditions for borrowing a suit from TXRad's sharkproof suit emporium The comments are legendary for their vitriol.

Burn The Bitch are stories where, to the great satisfaction and glee of readers, a woman who cheats ends up seeing her home burnt to the ground, while her husband has gone off with their child/ren and another younger, sexier woman who is a better cook and gives blowjobs which the lazy slag of a wife refused to do for him.

I'm not so familiar with the RAAC stories. Are those the ones which the readers love to castigate, saying the husband was a f#gg0t and a w!mp for accepting his wife back again, even though she continued to go down to bars and beg everyone to give her a gangbang?

Another feature of LW stories, if you do plan on writing one, is that the thing that they like most there is if the wife is white and goes off with a black man Apparently the readers really love to scream their heads off when that happens.

 

[Hypoxia]

Another feature of LW stories, if you do plan on writing one, is that the thing that they like most there is if the wife is white and goes off with a black man Apparently the readers really love to scream their heads off when that happens.

Which leads to the next acronyms, BBC and IR. A naive reader might see those as British Broadcasting Corporation and InfraRed. Ah, but we at LIT know better: Big Black Cock, and Inter-Racial (although I prefer multiracial).

The best thing to happen to a Cheating Wife is that she dies. Preferably, her lover dies too. It's OK if the cheated spouse kills them. It's better if an Act Of God kills them -- divine retribution for their sins. I have a Red-H for that story.

Next best thing is that the cheated hubby works a plot where the playboy lover is bankrupted and maybe imprisoned; a bunch of BBCs torment his anus. The cheating wife, now a fat sow, turns tricks at the local truck stop. All is right with the world. Oh yeah, the cheated hubby sent sex tapes to the cheaters' families, friends, and cow-orkers. And he landed a well-paying gig and found the perfect girlfriend, as mentioned above. Happy Ever After.

 

[oggbashan]

To get a really violent reaction from Loving Wife readers:

Write a story about a loving wife who has a loving husband too, and they don't cheat on each other.

A story like that really annoys the LW readers.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Hi Donald, welcome to the board.


You will get lots of answers for Loving Wife questions here! However if you intend to post LW stories yourself, we strongly advise enquiring about the terms and conditions for borrowing a suit from TXRad's sharkproof suit emporium The comments are legendary for their vitriol.

Burn The Bitch are stories where, to the great satisfaction and glee of readers, a woman who cheats ends up seeing her home burnt to the ground, while her husband has gone off with their child/ren and another younger, sexier woman who is a better cook and gives blowjobs which the lazy slag of a wife refused to do for him.

I'm not so familiar with the RAAC stories. Are those the ones which the readers love to castigate, saying the husband was a f#gg0t and a w!mp for accepting his wife back again, even though she continued to go down to bars and beg everyone to give her a gangbang?

Another feature of LW stories, if you do plan on writing one, is that the thing that they like most there is if the wife is white and goes off with a black man Apparently the readers really love to scream their heads off when that happens.

Ow...

The voice of experience.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Ow...

The voice of experience.

I do want to write a Loving Wife story, but I haven't got round to it yet. When he was a very new little newbie, curl4ever wrote one. He was such a noob that he wrote it about a wife who really loved her husband!

 

[Hypoxia]

To get a really violent reaction from Loving Wife readers:

Write a story about a loving wife who has a loving husband too, and they don't cheat on each other.

A story like that really annoys the LW readers.

I've seen a few of those. It's more acceptable if the hubby is on a business trip, is approached by a babe, resists her seduction, then learns his dying wife has sent her to him. Or the generous wife just gives him a girl because he has been such a good guy. Or they're a faithful couple but one reads too many LW tales and suspects the other is cheating. And it helps if either dies in mawkish tragedy. Cue the violins.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Posting in LW isn't that bad, I have 8 1/2 fingers to prove it.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

I've read a few stories in there that I've liked, but I will be honest. I prefer romance to sex or vengeance, so the stories I've like have been the reconciliation stories.

Heh! Mind you, reading the comments to those stories made we want to wash my brain with bleach.

 

[Gorza]

Please tell me what BTB and RACC stand for with respect to wife sharing and cuckold stories, and briefly discuss their meanings. Thanks. Don

I think we need a glossary.

• BTB: bumming the butler
• RACC: resisting accidental cock/cunt creaming
• IT: incest & tabboo (don't ask them to fix your computer)
• LW: lusty werewolves OR licking willies OR lesbian welders (context sensitive)
• AH: anal housekeeping
• LOL: loud orgasmic laughter
• RSVP: request satisfyingly versatile penis (formal invitation)

You'll find these abbreviations in common use on Literotica and in New Zealand.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I think we need a glossary.

• BTB: bumming the butler
• RACC: resisting accidental cock/cunt creaming
• IT: incest & tabboo (don't ask them to fix your computer)
• LW: lusty werewolves OR licking willies OR lesbian welders (context sensitive)
• AH: anal housekeeping
• LOL: loud orgasmic laughter
• RSVP: request satisfyingly versatile penis (formal invitation)

You'll find these abbreviations in common use on Literotica and in New Zealand.

I visited NZ last month and I can attest to this.

 

[Hypoxia]

More acronyms:

* AFAIC: All Fucked And In the Can
* IMHO: In My Holistic Orifices
* LMAO: Lesbian Mothers And Others
* NWO: Niggers With Orifices
* IBM: I've Been Motherfucked
* NSA: Naturally Sweet Assholes
* TL;DR: Terminal Lick; Die Refreshed

Something like that.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Heh!

At last, a thread that stayed on track!

 

[SlightlyGone]

Burn the Bitch

Reconcile At All Costs

I like it.

 

[SlightlyGone]

CUNT: Can't understand normal things.


God: Group of drunks.

There are more, but those are my favorite.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

CUNT: Can't understand normal things.


God: Group of drunks.

There are more, but those are my favorite.

SHIT...Some How I'm Trippin'