The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[Sean]

When you're champion jockey for twenty consecutive years, I think a SPOTY lifetime achievement award is fair enough.

 

[thør]

Anyone watching Obama with Bear Grylls?

Why??

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why??

Because it's good?

 

[thør]

Because it's good?

Good comedy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good comedy.

Suit yourself.

 

[JohnnySavage]

GOUDA BACON CHEESEBURGER
We start with a ¼ lb.* of 100% pure, fresh never frozen beef**, served hot off the grill and topped with a creamy Garlic Aioli, Gouda Cheese and Swiss Gruyere Cheese Sauce. Then we add 3 strips of fresh-cooked, Applewood Smoked Bacon, red onions, tomato and fresh spring mix - all served on a Brioche Bun.

https://photos.prnewswire.com/prnvar/20151124/290688

 

[Disgustipated]

The Diet Sprite totally sets off that heart attack on a stale bun. And what's with all the asterisks?

 

[Lyricalli]

GOUDA BACON CHEESEBURGER
We start with a ¼ lb.* of 100% pure, fresh never frozen beef**, served hot off the grill and topped with a creamy Garlic Aioli, Gouda Cheese and Swiss Gruyere Cheese Sauce. Then we add 3 strips of fresh-cooked, Applewood Smoked Bacon, red onions, tomato and fresh spring mix - all served on a Brioche Bun.

Where is this magic happening?!

 

[Sean]

My kettle just fucking died. This is an unmitigated disaster. Argos tomorrow, then. Because Argos is always nice and quiet during the week before Christmas.

 

[Lyricalli]

Up all night. Tired all day. Worth it.

 

[Disgustipated]

Where is this magic happening?!

The morgue.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My kettle just fucking died. This is an unmitigated disaster. Argos tomorrow, then. Because Argos is always nice and quiet during the week before Christmas.

Serious shit right here. Q should put it in the memorial thread.

 

[Sean]

Serious shit right here. Q should put it in the memorial thread.

I just took it apart and the element is fried. Gonna get one of the five quid ones from Argos, it will do me for as long as I have left in this gaff.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Why do I feel compelled to test the limits of love people have for me? I need to break it, make them feel as I do and then slowly make them love me again, only to break it once more and repeat the process over and over and over .... forever it seems?

What is it about the emotional evisceration of others I find fills the holes in my own soul? The need to be loved unconditionally and feel it, not just told it?

Why do humans hurt others when there is no need?

 

[Saint Peter]

gaff1
ɡaf/
noun
noun: gaff; plural noun: gaffs

1.
a stick with a hook, or a barbed spear, for landing large fish.
2.
Sailing
a spar to which the head of a fore-and-aft sail is bent.

verb
verb: gaff; 3rd person present: gaffs; past tense: gaffed; past participle: gaffed; gerund or present participle: gaffing

1.
seize or impale with a gaff.



On the same google page...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/280697081061?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82

 

[Fata Morgana]

gaff1
ɡaf/
noun
noun: gaff; plural noun: gaffs

1.
a stick with a hook, or a barbed spear, for landing large fish.
2.
Sailing
a spar to which the head of a fore-and-aft sail is bent.

verb
verb: gaff; 3rd person present: gaffs; past tense: gaffed; past participle: gaffed; gerund or present participle: gaffing

1.
seize or impale with a gaff.



On the same google page...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/280697081061?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82

Fool.

 

[Sean]

gaff1
ɡaf/
noun
noun: gaff; plural noun: gaffs

1.
a stick with a hook, or a barbed spear, for landing large fish.
2.
Sailing
a spar to which the head of a fore-and-aft sail is bent.

verb
verb: gaff; 3rd person present: gaffs; past tense: gaffed; past participle: gaffed; gerund or present participle: gaffing

1.
seize or impale with a gaff.



On the same google page...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/280697081061?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaff

 

[Saint Peter]

Fool.

thanks

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaff

thanks

 

[thør]

gaff1
ɡaf/
noun
noun: gaff; plural noun: gaffs

1.
a stick with a hook, or a barbed spear, for landing large fish.
2.
Sailing
a spar to which the head of a fore-and-aft sail is bent.

verb
verb: gaff; 3rd person present: gaffs; past tense: gaffed; past participle: gaffed; gerund or present participle: gaffing

1.
seize or impale with a gaff.



On the same google page...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/280697081061?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82

You know it:

http://www.sacobaytackle.com/shop/images/source/Aftco_Gaff.jpg

 

[removed9556]

 

[lovetoread]

GOUDA BACON CHEESEBURGER
We start with a ¼ lb.* of 100% pure, fresh never frozen beef**, served hot off the grill and topped with a creamy Garlic Aioli, Gouda Cheese and Swiss Gruyere Cheese Sauce. Then we add 3 strips of fresh-cooked, Applewood Smoked Bacon, red onions, tomato and fresh spring mix - all served on a Brioche Bun.

https://photos.prnewswire.com/prnvar/20151124/290688

I had this, its ok.

Dont let the cheese get cold.

 

[thør]

The newest National Park in the USA.

 

[phantom4533]

Good thing I have my senior citizen national park card.

 

[thør]

Good thing I have my senior citizen national park card.

Yupper!

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/EPsru3s.jpg