Literotica Convention, Story Idea

[loquere]

Literotica management decide to hold Literotica's first in person convention with creative writing competiton, in LA. It runs for five days.

-In attendance are Members of the Literotica website and this forum.


The first day is all about getting inspiration for the next four days of writing.
-So yeah the first day & night is one big messy Literotica family orgy.

The story would primarily focus on the conventions first day.


-Further chapters would be part of a chain story.

 

[Hypoxia]

Who pays for transport and lodging? I *might* be willing to attend a LitCon if I 1) don't have to pay, 2) can wear a mask, and 3) can bring my pet wolverine Fang for security.

Oh, a story about a LitCon? Will it be realistic, with lots of fat, balding, cirrhotic old farts raiding the no-host bar and snack tables whilst fingering themselves obscenely and scratching notes on their iPads? Or will we all be gerbils? I love gerbil-pile sex.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Yeah, this would kind of be an awkward situation to write about.

It would be fun though if the resort had rooms set up for each writer though.

Hypoxia's would have tentacles making up everything in the room and a bathtub full of banana slugs

LC's would have a television playing a 24/7 loop of guys having their balls chopped off by strong independent women.


Not quite sure what the other rooms would be like.


Actually, what if it was a convention held by aliens, who believed the writers of Lit held the secret behind understanding human sexuality? The convention is an attempt to make the writers reveal their secrets...the aliens leave uttterly confused and mortified.

It would be fun if there was a panel where the attendees were given random things to come up with erotic ideas for various people, then places, then things...with the panel runners become increasingly disturbed with how easy everyone finds it to come up with (questionably) erotic scenarios.

"Okay, last one...uh, a paper clip and a dime. That's all I got."

"All right, Cindy's a cheerleader..."

"What? No, there's no cheerleaders."

"Maybe the paper clip is a cheerleader...y'know, I wrote a 12-part series that had a subplot about the sex lives of paper clips, and that included sexual fantasies and cosplay."

"...You, you already wrote a series about the sex lives of paper clips?"

"No, it was a subplot and the main plot was about some kinky Lincoln Logs...looking forward to getting a chance to get a dime involved.'



"Oh my god...does anyone else have an idea?"

"Yeah, the category should be group sex."

"There's only two peo-things, two things."

"What about that pocket lint...there's a whole new factor we're ignoring here."

"You...you all are insane."

"Now look, that lint can reshape itself so it could turn into just about anything. If we take that into account..."

 

[atariblue]

Who pays for transport and lodging? I *might* be willing to attend a LitCon if I 1) don't have to pay, 2) can wear a mask, and 3) can bring my pet wolverine Fang for security.

Oh, a story about a LitCon? Will it be realistic, with lots of fat, balding, cirrhotic old farts raiding the no-host bar and snack tables whilst fingering themselves obscenely and scratching notes on their iPads? Or will we all be gerbils? I love gerbil-pile sex.

And on that day many, many Lit users were forced to come clean about who they really are. That young, large breasted 20 some with sun kissed skin from Cali is really a balding, middle-aged husband driving a station wagon from Virginia. Or everyone is a human sized gerbil, well except for me. I should know.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Or people find out that I'm actually Bigfoot...uh, I mean...Quick, beam me up Elvis, we got to get to Alpha Centauri! They're onto us!

 

[Carnevil9]

There used to be a contributor on this forum named Grateful Fred. He wrote several stories populated by the denizens of the message board. They were pretty funny. Probably still posted someplace.

Hey, Fred, where you at? Still around????

 

[loquere]

Who pays for transport and lodging? I *might* be willing to attend a LitCon if I 1) don't have to pay, 2) can wear a mask, and 3) can bring my pet wolverine Fang for security.

Oh, a story about a LitCon? Will it be realistic, with lots of fat, balding, cirrhotic old farts raiding the no-host bar and snack tables whilst fingering themselves obscenely and scratching notes on their iPads? Or will we all be gerbils? I love gerbil-pile sex.

-You'd have to pay for it yourself, or find away to deduct it on you taxes somehow. The only people who get things for free in society are HOT promiscuous women.
OK if your a hot tall green eyed golden haired blonde with giant boobs who can deepthroat swallow & take it in all holes hard, I'll pay for your ticket & lodging Hypoxia

-Paying to attend conventions is normal, but it's a story idea dude, not a proposal to Laurel to actually host a Lit convention. Although!!!!

-Forget masks, costumes would be necessary to protect identities
-The first convention night would be a costume orgy