Gifts for Litsters

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm something of a Scrooge, but I saw this and thought of Fata straight away.

If I were buying her a Christmas gift, it would be this.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/21/article-2312466-196AB66B000005DC-407_634x422.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o1lkvWz9Igo/UC-giYFesGI/AAAAAAAAG4Y/jqVOnqdEJ2I/s1600/man_vacuuming_cleaning_window.jpg

 

[Pookie]

I'm something of a Scrooge, but I saw this and thought of Fata straight away.

If I were buying her a Christmas gift, it would be this.

I like your taste in gifts.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I watched someone make homemade salsa last month with one of those Vidalia Chop Wizards ("as seen on TV").

Wow. Those things WORK!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm something of a Scrooge, but I saw this and thought of Fata straight away.

If I were buying her a Christmas gift, it would be this.

Bloody horrible. Doctor Cuntface would love these!

 

[Aphro]

Everyone needs slippers.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Everyone needs slippers.

Yes, they do! (Just not those slippers!)

 

[Aphro]

Yes, they do! (Just not those slippers!)

Those are awesome! I'd wear 'em.

 

[Ishmael]

In the spirit of the season. For PenisGazer.

Make it so I can see it.

Ishmael

 

[smoothg103rd]

A prostitute for Eyer
A Heatheyr blow up doll for Mike Yates
Smooth edition stickies for Jezzibaby
The world nicest sweater for Noor
A Kevin Love jersey for toubab
A chess book for Query
A suicide book for MsSmoothG
A gym membership for Rob
A bag of dicks for Queersetti
A how to make friends book for Allea
And some Taylor Port and a box of Magnum for Ann

 

[yossi]

Brooke:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31tBcdd1esL._SX300_.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny has his eye on something soft and cuddly for Christmas.

 

[rimmy]

Johnny has his eye on something soft and cuddly for Christmas.

What's her name?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'll never tell.


...I may pay for a billboard to gloat; but I'd never tell.

 

[rimmy]

I'll never tell.


...I may pay for a billboard to gloat; but I'd never tell.

You're all class, Mr. Savage.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Fuckin' A I am!

 

[yossi]

For Fata

 

[rimmy]

Fuckin' A I am!

It's 'Fuckin' Eh!'

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's 'Fuckin' Eh!'

I have an Appalachian-American accent.

 

[rimmy]

I have an Appalachian-American accent.

Is that code for inbred?

 

[Spins]

Whoa!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Rimmy bringing out the big guns! I think his bald noggin must have frozen

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Brooke:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31tBcdd1esL._SX300_.jpg

I'd buy you the same! Best stocking stuffer ever!

 

[Spins]

Such a weird cuff link