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Naughty Housewife home alone ...

Which body part do you like the best about me?

  • Pierced nipples

    Votes: 25 26.9%

  • Long legs

    Votes: 16 17.2%

  • Tight round ass

    Votes: 52 55.9%
  • Total voters
    93
  • Poll closed .
HonorableRogue said:
And such a seasonal tease it is. Red and silver. Just need a bit of green and gold. Oh wait, green is the color of amorous so you've got that covered just need a hint of gold. I seem to recall a couple of goldish barbells. Just need them in the picture. ;)

**yes I was going for a Christmas sweater theme. Maybe the green will show up later...or maybe not. :kiss:

Questioning Man: Mrs. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of Mrs. Housewife?
Mrs. Owl: Let's find out. A One... A.two-HOO...A three..
(crunch sound effect)
Narrator: How many licks does it take to get to the center of Mrs. Housewife? The world may never know.

**funny thing, I actually do know how may licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. It my two oldest say it is 1749 licks... I think that's about the same amount it would take to lick you from tip to toe....

I was going to say you simply walking over and waiting took some of the fun out of it but who am I kidding? Stay just like that and I'll get my Tootsie Roll...I mean paddle out. :devil:

Cheers
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**looking forward to the paddle Mr Rogue!!!:devil::kiss:
 
Ntyhousewife said:
This one is for all the night owls out there like me....

http://imgur.com/b4Zy0AP

Enjoy!💋💋
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Ntyhousewife said:
How about this one??? I'm waiting for you....

http://imgur.com/r1GOE2I

Enjoy!!💋💋
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Ntyhousewife said:
I'm just going to leave this here... Going to log out for awhile. See you soon...

http://imgur.com/6gNSwr4


Enjoy!!💋💋
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Naughty, as I said in my first response to this series, these are very sensual, very elegant and erotic. :devil: <-- elegant devil.

But now after seeing more of them, I realize they tell a story. A story of obedience, of waiting, of wanting and desire. Perhaps with a twist of anxious playfulness. Perhaps a happy ending… :cool:
 
Ntyhousewife said:
**yes I was going for a Christmas sweater theme. Maybe the green will show up later...or maybe not.
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Ah...Being all Grinchy? Oh wait he's green!

Ntyhousewife said:
**funny thing, I actually do know how may licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. It my two oldest say it is 1749 licks... I think that's about the same amount it would take to lick you from tip to toe....
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Is there a standard deviation associated with that answer? Did they share one experiment or duplicate and either get the same results or take the average of both.

Whether or not 1749 is the number from tip to toe depends on the tip of what and which toe. The former has the greatest impact on the calculation.

Ntyhousewife said:
**looking forward to the paddle Mr Rogue!!!:devil::kiss:
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Well I had to use it on some one else tonight so you'll have to wait until at least tomorrow.

Cheers

P.S. And no I didn't miss the obvious standard deviation innuendo I just doubted many of yours were standard and couldn't come up with a witty reply.
 
dogwatch said:
Naughty, as I said in my first response to this series, these are very sensual, very elegant and erotic. :devil: <-- elegant devil.

But now after seeing more of them, I realize they tell a story. A story of obedience, of waiting, of wanting and desire. Perhaps with a twist of anxious playfulness. Perhaps a happy ending… :cool:
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Thank you dog. I was playing with the light and the angles with these pictures. I wanted to go for a elegant and sensual feeling. That was exactly how I was feeling when I took these pictures. I'm so happy that came thru.

Your just going to have to keep watching to see how this story ends....:D:kiss:
 
HonorableRogue said:
Ah...Being all Grinchy? Oh wait he's green!

**** Just enjoying being a bit of a tease....:D

Is there a standard deviation associated with that answer? Did they share one experiment or duplicate and either get the same results or take the average of both.

Whether or not 1749 is the number from tip to toe depends on the tip of what and which toe. The former has the greatest impact on the calculation.

****Well considering they were 5 and 9 at the time and they called it their greatest feet I can only assume they weren't very scientific in their experiment. My oldest had a bleeding tongue and my son has a paper with a bunch of tally marks. So only one licked while the other tallied.

I was thinking from the top of your head to the tip of your toe and everything in between...

Well I had to use it on some one else tonight so you'll have to wait until at least tomorrow.

*****Im very disappointed Mr Rogue but I will wait my turn....


Cheers

P.S. And no I didn't miss the obvious standard deviation innuendo I just doubted many of yours were standard and couldn't come up with a witty reply.
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***No I'd have to say that my deviations are not standard but they are fun ....:devil::kiss:
 
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