Fantasy Presidential Draft

[4est_4est_Gump]

None of the idiots running now are exactly winners, so let's choose some.

With his first pick A_J selects Rita Vrataski.

(Full Metal Bitch)



If she fucks up, kill her.

 

[miles]

Sofia Vergara.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Too soft.



I might follow, but I would not call that leading...

 

[miles]

Shit....she'd have my full attention.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Until she said, "Get off my leg miles."

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[miles]

Reminds me of a joke from my days in HR:

Q:You have two female candidates with equal skill, knowledge, and experience. Which one do you choose?

A: The one with the big tits.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Not the one that offers to blow you?

 

[miles]

Chauvinist pig!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*oink*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

But, I picked the warrior, not the sex pot...



Who's the pig now?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I pick RDJ's Tony Stark.

Fictional draft picks for the fictional draft, yeah?

 

[Saint Peter]

Hank Moody

 

[miles]

Hank Moody

HA!!!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Elvira.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Be afraid, be ver-ry afraid...

 

[miles]

One thing is for sure: the candidates are exponentially worse with each passing presidential election.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Who knows, The Donald might be our Caligula...


:shrug: