Dear Kinky Santa, What I really want for Christmas is...

[StacyCD39]

Dear Santa:

I would like to be a woman for Christmas. Not just mentally, but physically as well.

Love,

Stacy.

 

[starrynightin64]

Dear Kinky Santa,
Thank you for the 3 really awesome real life cuties hanging around these days...
Can you arrange some really nice quality time & fun after the new year when life finally slows down???

I've been REALLY, REALLY good all year & need some naughty time!
love,
Starry

 

[boredVAwife]

Ok big guy, let's get something straight and that something better not be in your big red britches. For the last time, bring me what I have been putting on my list or else. What else? Oh you will see after you gobble down those cookies I left for ya. Ever ride a sleigh all nite with the screaming squirts? I have a very small wish list. I want a guy that is funny and cute and cute and funny and well, a hot bod is a plus. I also want my Lit wife from Aussie land gift wrapped under my tree. Now get on it Santa or there is gonna be one pissed off biker chik on Christmas day.

 

[brigel]

Dear Kinky Santa,

I would like a cute bisexual girl to engage in a day or night of wild abandon with my girlfriend and I; preferably one within walking distance.

Cheers!

 

[starrynightin64]

It's getting to be that time of year. I expect the stores will have over night suddenly dropped Christmas on us since Halloween was just yesterday. Amazing how they push that date forward.

Dear Kinky Santa I would like to make the good naughty list this year.
Still working on a wish list....

 

[sxydiva]

Dear Kinky Santa,

Now you know I've tried to be extra good this year and not so much naughty. Well okay that was my original plan but I slipped up. So because you know my naughty self so well all I ask for this year is

To bring my bro here so we can fuck like rabbits. But since I know you can't do that I'll just settle for a hot tongue, some long fingers, and a nice hard dick to get off with.

But even if that is too much I'll just settle for my own hand and some hot conversation.

Hope it's not too much to ask. Make sure you give Miss Sexy Claus a good licking this year. She really deserves it.

Love,
Me

 

[starrynightin64]

Dear Kinky Santa,

I've been working hard on both the naughty and nice list stuff. In fact just today I covered both working with some Marines on their birthday.

Shouldn't I get bonus points for that combo???

Starry

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Kinky Santa,

This year, I just want my kinky back. I lost it somewhere over the last couple of years.

Love,

Jenny B

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Kinky Santa,

I've been working hard on both the naughty and nice list stuff. In fact just today I covered both working with some Marines on their birthday.

Shouldn't I get bonus points for that combo???

Starry

Dear Kinky Santa,

I don't care what you bring me, but bring Starry everything she wants.

Signed,

An admirer

 

[starrynightin64]

Dear Kinky Santa,

I don't care what you bring me, but bring Starry everything she wants.

Signed,

An admirer

 

[starrynightin64]

Dear Kinky Santa are you ready for a very busy season full of naughty people???

 

[rainbowdash30]

Dear KS,

Can I have one of these?



And a cute boy/girl to try it out on? Pretty please? And maybe Santa'll get a treat in his stocking, too.

Love,
Dashie!

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Kinky Santa are you ready for a very busy season full of naughty people???

What are you going to leave KS outside in lieu of the santa stop sign, so he knows its a kinky delivery?

 

[starrynightin64]

What are you going to leave KS outside in lieu of the santa stop sign, so he knows its a kinky delivery?

Generally Kinky Santa and Vanilla Santa don't stop here ever.
So I have no experience in santa stop signs

 

[mickyp123]

Generally Kinky Santa and Vanilla Santa don't stop here ever.
So I have no experience in santa stop signs

wanna buy a kinky santa stop sign,

 

[numeniusa]

I'm thinking I might ask him for a sex swing....

 

[vibes]

I'm thinking I might ask him for a sex swing....

There's an idea

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcWbrq7CAAAXRT7.jpg

 

[numeniusa]

There's an idea

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcWbrq7CAAAXRT7.jpg

Ooh. That looks ... transportable. No infrastructure required.

Very tempted

Is it rude to give kinky Santa a specific model number, I wonder? *giggles*

 

[vibes]

Ooh. That looks ... transportable. No infrastructure required.

Very tempted

Is it rude to give kinky Santa a specific model number, I wonder? *giggles*

LOL

I guess your Santa can google it

 

[numeniusa]

LOL
I guess your Santa can google it

I already did. Google image search produced some .... interesting links! I slightly fail to see what is shemale about that picture, though, perhaps I need to zoom in a bit further...

 

[vibes]

Where does it refer to shemales?

 

[numeniusa]

Where does it refer to shemales?

Right-click on the image and choose 'Search Google for this image'. Google does some image matching magic and finds that image somehow in trantoys.com...

Weird, eh?

 

[vibes]

Right-click on the image and choose 'Search Google for this image'. Google does some image matching magic and finds that image somehow in trantoys.com...

Weird, eh?

Weird indeed ... as for me it places it in some Spanish websites

 

[numeniusa]

Weird indeed ... as for me it places it in some Spanish websites

Good tool, though, image searching - I'd so love to know how they do that. Even the edge detection must be phenomenal.

*takes off nerd hat*

 

[vibes]

What *edge* are you talking about?