What makes someone an authority on what an american is?

When teens we would take the wine bag out of the box and put under shirt to smuggle into theaters or racetrack.
 
There are a lot of threads today about how ____ isn't american.

I'm curious as to what the credentials of these posters are.


There are no credentials...thank God. Your OP is, in itself, a statement of exactly what America IS.

We are able to believe, pray to, act as, practice and play as we wish.

We are FREE here! :)


America....home of the free!
 
  • Box wine consumption
  • Backyard Brew
  • Idiot children
  • Being wrong about almost everything

Oh hell, go join ISIS. Do the rest of the world a favor.

If I have missed something and your (above comment) was in jest...my apologies.
 
Oh hell, go join ISIS. Do the rest of the world a favor.

If I have missed something and your (above comment) was in jest...my apologies.

Maybe you should have not said anything having not knowing if it was in jest or not. Judgment isn't very Christ-like.
 
Maybe you should have not said anything having not knowing if it was in jest or not. Judgment isn't very Christ-like.

Oh good grief. I'm probably the nicest person who has ever found your rhetoric questionable.

I noticed that you never explained your post....

I see that you spout religion to CYA. You are truly fucking with me right? LOL
 
Oh good grief. I'm probably the nicest person who has ever found your rhetoric questionable.

I noticed that you never explained your post....

I see that you spout religion to CYA. You are truly fucking with me right? LOL

He's a despicable human being and I don't say that very often.
 
A native born or naturalized citizen. I believe you're born to an American parent(s) overseas you're also a citizen, but I'd have to check on that.
 
You could always call in outside experts. Perfectly usable in American courts. As your closest neighbour and dearest friends, Canadians can offer impartial decisions on who is a real American. If you folk can't decide, sent to outside arbitration.
 
You drank wine as a teenager? THAT is un-American not to mention totally uncool.

It's cheap and concealable. Local speedway was a 3 mile walk away. Lots of Friday nights spent drinking wine way under age on the grass hill. Bring a sleeping bag if carrying a magnum bottle. Cheap drunk. High alcohol content. Hard to smuggle in and drink a six pack at a theater. Not drinking hard liquor yet at this age. My dad would buy it for me. Out of my allowance. Cheap drunk!

Better than a big glass magnum bottle. Baby Duck and Moody Blue. Ontario has a thriving wine industry on the Niagara escarpment. Ontario wines compete globally. London is hometown to Labatt's and Carling.
 
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You could always call in outside experts. Perfectly usable in American courts. As your closest neighbour and dearest friends, Canadians can offer impartial decisions on who is a real American. If you folk can't decide, sent to outside arbitration.

I'm in! I vote YOU to decide, Hard_Rom! :D
 
It's cheap and concealable. Local speedway was a 3 mile walk away. Lots of Friday nights spent drinking wine way under age on the grass hill. Bring a sleeping bag if carrying a magnum bottle. Cheap drunk. High alcohol content. Hard to smuggle in and drink a six pack at a theater. Not drinking hard liquor yet at this age. My dad would buy it for me. Out of my allowance. Cheap drunk!

Better than a big glass magnum bottle. Baby Duck and Moody Blue. Ontario has a thriving wine industry on the Niagara escarpment. Ontario wines compete globally. London is hometown to Labatt's and Carling.

I guess its a Canadian thing. We drank just about anything we could get our hands on except wine. Girls would drink wine coolers but it was considered gay if you were a guy.
 
Oh hell, go join ISIS. Do the rest of the world a favor.

If I have missed something and your (above comment) was in jest...my apologies.

Oh good grief. I'm probably the nicest person who has ever found your rhetoric questionable.

I noticed that you never explained your post....

I see that you spout religion to CYA. You are truly fucking with me right? LOL

If I need to explain my post, you obviously don't know the motivation behind it therefore you were not the target audience.

Don't tell me to go join a terrorist group only to CYA by apologizing for your ignorance.
 
If I need to explain my post, you obviously don't know the motivation behind it therefore you were not the target audience.

Don't tell me to go join a terrorist group only to CYA by apologizing for your ignorance.

Target audience...lol.
 
So who is your target audience for such comments, Disgustipated?

"Box wine consumption
Backyard Brew
Idiot children"

I've done it too (the insulting thing) but you'd just as well put them in your siggy.
I've seen them for more than 20 times now.
 
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I guess its a Canadian thing. We drank just about anything we could get our hands on except wine. Girls would drink wine coolers but it was considered gay if you were a guy.

Dude this is way before wine coolers! This is like before light beer! 7% alcohol! Watching CASCAR racing! Two sounds that carried for miles. Two miles away town fire siren, on high ground, at 12 noon Saturday and Friday nights at speedway, two miles away, even if in river valley.

You drank cheap Ontario wines, regular strength beer or rye whiskey. Oooooh! C.C. And smoked homegrown.

I might have grown up as a redneck. Outrun police on gravel back roads. Speedway was awfully inspiring to young drivers. Had a 1971 Nomad station wagon with a V-8 and Turbo 400 tranny. What a tank. Painted olive green with rollers called it the war wagon. Drove the 402 under construction. Sliding to a stop to check if bridges were finished. Smoking Mexican or even Colombian and drinking regular beer by then. In short stubby bottles. Huge moment in Canadian drinking. The long neck bottle.
 
If I need to explain my post, you obviously don't know the motivation behind it therefore you were not the target audience.

Don't tell me to go join a terrorist group only to CYA by apologizing for your ignorance.

:rolleyes:
 
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