The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[Fata Morgana]

There are very few people in this world that I loathe. Congratulations on making the list.

You're gonna need a bigger list.

 

[spacekowboy]

You're gonna need a bigger list.

I may just.

 

[Sean]

Spend a bit more time lurking and reading, instead of just showing up in threads like some gappy-toothed shitehawk and whipping shitties all over the place.

Folks will start to take you more seriously if you contribute, relevantly.

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I wouldn't hold your breath.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm really sorry about that, Zumi.
I intended to make a light joke, I wasn't intending to be offensive.
In hindsight, I now realize that a couple of my previous so-called "puns" would have looked a bit out of line to you, given my confusion about your background.

Oh, that junior league shit didn't offend me, dude! I just saw my name being dropped and found the attempt and exchange hilarious, is all.

You're just playing your fluffer role here, have fun with it while it lasts, ey!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Spend a bit more time lurking and reading, instead of just showing up in threads like some gappy-toothed shitehawk and whipping shitties all over the place.

Folks will start to take you more seriously if you contribute, relevantly.


https://tysonadams.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/reading-cures-ignorance.jpg

Hmm. I'm starting to fall in love a little bit with this cunt.

 

[Aella_]

Oh, that junior league shit didn't offend me, dude! I just saw my name being dropped and found the attempt and exchange hilarious, is all.

You're just playing your fluffer role here, have fun with it while it lasts, ey!

Thanks for so graciously accepting my appology.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12107722_1093160167380951_758561757615635424_n.jpg?oh=701ad168ec37aceeb595d45ec03e1acc&oe=56FA1A72

 

[CleverCowardice]

Spending Thanksgiving alone doesn't warrant your concern, sadness or pity. It's not like I'm going to spend the day in my underwear, sitting at a lonely table surrounded by empty chairs, drinking Wild Turkey and eating sweet potato pie. There will be mashed potatoes and big, doughy butter-drenched rolls.

You don't need family or friends to be happy. You just need carbs.

 

[spacekowboy]

Spending Thanksgiving alone doesn't warrant your concern, sadness or pity. It's not like I'm going to spend the day in my underwear, sitting at a lonely table surrounded by empty chairs, drinking Wild Turkey and eating sweet potato pie. There will be mashed potatoes and big, doughy butter-drenched rolls.

You don't need family or friends to be happy. You just need carbs.

And whiskey.

 

[yossi]

Spending Thanksgiving alone doesn't warrant your concern, sadness or pity. It's not like I'm going to spend the day in my underwear, sitting at a lonely table surrounded by empty chairs, drinking Wild Turkey and eating sweet potato pie. There will be mashed potatoes and big, doughy butter-drenched rolls.

You don't need family or friends to be happy. You just need carbs.

 

[RobDownSouth]

LOL, Vietnamese? WTF.

Okay, not to give aid 'n comfort to teh enemy (that's Ishmael's job) but when Zumi first appeared on my radar screen he was posting a lot of Vietnamese food pics and stuff and I'll be honest I thought he might be Vietnamese or half-Vietnamese.

edited to add....just saw this!

It's a Hail Mary reach on his part, but since it was that specific a reach, he was probably tripped up by some of the Vietnamese food pics I sometimes post in the Food Thread and elsewhere whenever the subject of eating and food comes up...and leapt before he looked while in the heat of trying to impress.

 

[Aglaopheme]

My customer: "Our economy is about to take a big hit if the President has his way. 10,000 refugees will be coming here, and we'll have to feed them and stuff".

It is time for my holiday to start yet?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Spending Thanksgiving alone doesn't warrant your concern, sadness or pity. It's not like I'm going to spend the day in my underwear, sitting at a lonely table surrounded by empty chairs, drinking Wild Turkey and eating sweet potato pie. There will be mashed potatoes and big, doughy butter-drenched rolls.

You don't need family or friends to be happy. You just need carbs.

This fucker is spot on.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Tell me more about you fucking Sophia Loren.

Feel free to illustrate lavishly.

I have a lovely pic of her eating jellied eels. Don't move...

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/1436526828_sofi-loren-1960_zpsfok8wry9.jpg

 

[removed9556]

 

[Fata Morgana]

She looks like she's just emerged from the front end of the horse in the world's poshest panto.

Ha! She does.

 

[butters]

http://i.imgur.com/JQwe7qN.gif

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/1436526828_sofi-loren-1960_zpsfok8wry9.jpg

sure they're jellied eels? look more like cockles.... but my screen's messed up

 

[Fata Morgana]

sure they're jellied eels? look more like cockles.... but my screen's messed up

Yeah they do don't they. I just remembered the sign.

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/1436526828_sofi-loren-1960_zpsfok8wry9.jpg

Beautiful.

sure they're jellied eels? look more like cockles.... but my screen's messed up

That reminds me of this version of Molly Malone.

http://youtu.be/ci4ZbDSrnMk

 

[thør]

My customer: "Our economy is about to take a big hit if the President has his way. 10,000 refugees will be coming here, and we'll have to feed them and stuff".

It is time for my holiday to start yet?

Only 10,000?

 

[MonaLittle]

I wish I had a hot steam room to sit naked in for a few hours. Is that too much to ask?

 

[thør]

I wish I had a hot steam room to sit naked in for a few hours. Is that too much to ask?

Alas, I only have a sauna......