The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[pointless]

i think jurassic world could've used a graphic lesbian scene, but maybe i'm just grumpy.

 

[neci]

*pees*

*bathes*

 

[Noor]

sometimes I like to come here and leave messages for the dead.

Me too...

Nothing ever dies here.

I wish this were true

*bathes*

*hands you a nice fluffy bathrobe*

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https://youtu.be/7Cn7ZW8ts3Y

I will never be the same as I was.
Part of me is with you as part of you stays with me.

ATAABOC Forever!
RIP

 

[great lover]

Yes. .

That is unlikely since your join date is 2002. Garnate wasn't aware of the GeeBee at the time.

Also, hope you get tested for STDs.

 

[Mr Noone]

i think jurassic world could've used a graphic lesbian scene, but maybe i'm just grumpy.

You really should go to Hollywood and straighten them out.

Scene: Director's bar

Spielberg: I dunno. It needs something. But I'm not sure just what.
Lucas: Lesbians?
Spielberg: Maybe. Don't know; just don't know.
(From across the bar)
Sonderberg: Steve, you gotta call pointless.
Spielberg: pointless?
Lucas: Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Marty uses him all the time for lesbian sex.
(A voice in the dark)
Von Trier: Graphic lesbian sex. What you Americans call "hard core". I wouldn't use anyone else. He's the master.
Spielberg: Anyone have his number?
Scorcessi (enters left): On speed dial.

 

[great lover]

Cold!

 

[yossi]

I'm currently watching A Day at the Races. I nabbed my Marx Brothers DVDs from my parents' house.

 

[Noor]

Cold!

Maybe not

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's better than fake Ghostbusters cartoons.

Yeah, but Mysteria and Apparitia.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/filmationghostbusters/images/d/d6/Mysteria.png/revision/latest?cb=20090424111540 http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/filmationghostbusters/images/3/39/Apparitia.png/revision/latest?cb=20090424061947

which of course, means people do this sort of thing:

http://rule34-data-010.paheal.net/_images/32a2d74e6f4ac69ca3fa42da4f67101e/699406%20-%20Apparitia%20Filmation's_Ghostbusters%20Ghostbusters%20Pcononymous%20mysteria.jpg

@Zumi, not sure where to post this since the original thread got whacked by Laurel. But I saw a comment you made to me there before I signed off and wanted to respond.

What you said is undeniable; like, god help me if I ever admitted to having an abortion for whatever reasons or some other crime out of the book of Eyer.

Meanwhile, Luk has my love and respect for a lot of reasons. He's a stand up guy who will always have his friend's backs in the real world and he's a decent person. All in all I don't understand why he lowers himself for one up over losers.

Danke. Wasn't expecting that particular thread whack so quickly, but Mr. Misery was on another fast track to turning this place into his personal Sadsville TV series again...and it's a good thing that Mama Laurel lets schmucks know where the grace that alloweth them to go cometh from.

 

[Noor]

I'm currently watching A Day at the Races. I nabbed my Marx Brothers DVDs from my parents' house.

"Getta your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!"

 

[Uniquorn]

*ISIS invades Lit*
*Lit responds by accusing them of being alts*
*ISIS understands the seriousness of the situation and retreats*
*Lit gets to live for another 17 years (at least)*


Congratulations Laurel and Manu!!

congrats, laurel

and a certain pm buddy might see themselves on a certain list they deffinately DON'T want to be on. just sayin'

 

[lovetoread]

Saw this, thought of LTR.

Welp I now know what to make for Thanksgiving.

 

[pointless]

You really should go to Hollywood and straighten them out.

Scene: Director's bar

Spielberg: I dunno. It needs something. But I'm not sure just what.
Lucas: Lesbians?
Spielberg: Maybe. Don't know; just don't know.
(From across the bar)
Sonderberg: Steve, you gotta call pointless.
Spielberg: pointless?
Lucas: Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Marty uses him all the time for lesbian sex.
(A voice in the dark)
Von Trier: Graphic lesbian sex. What you Americans call "hard core". I wouldn't use anyone else. He's the master.
Spielberg: Anyone have his number?
Scorcessi (enters left): On speed dial.

i don't think lars needs help with the graphic part though he may need help with the not making it want to kill yourself part.

and it's soderburgh, you ass.

oh, and lucas? i pffft at you, sir.

 

[Disgustipated]

You really should go to Hollywood and straighten them out.

Scene: Director's bar

Spielberg: I dunno. It needs something. But I'm not sure just what.
Lucas: Lesbians?
Spielberg: Maybe. Don't know; just don't know.
(From across the bar)
Sonderberg: Steve, you gotta call pointless.
Spielberg: pointless?
Lucas: Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Marty uses him all the time for lesbian sex.
(A voice in the dark)
Von Trier: Graphic lesbian sex. What you Americans call "hard core". I wouldn't use anyone else. He's the master.
Spielberg: Anyone have his number?
Scorcessi (enters left): On speed dial.

Well done, Sir. Well done.

 

[pointless]

now you're just being an ass.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Well done, Sir. Well done.

This should be in "Litsters In History".

 

[Disgustipated]

now you're just being an ass.

You're mean.

This should be in "Litsters In History".

You need to update that fucker, fucker.

Hey, Savage! Click this.

 

[Mr Noone]

i don't think lars needs help with the graphic part though he may need help with the not making it want to kill yourself part.

and it's soderburgh, you ass.

oh, and lucas? i pffft at you, sir.

I see your "pffft" and raise you a "harumpft". (I was pretty sure I'd spelled Soderburgh wrong but couldn't be arsed to look it up.)

Well done, Sir. Well done.

Thanks!

This should be in "Litsters In History".

Nah, just a little boozey flight of fancy.

 

[pointless]

well, you're a poopie face.

and speaking of graphic sex in non-porn movies i still can't bring myself to bite the bullet and watch gaspar noe's love though it's less the sex and more the fact that while i think his movies are often very pretty they also kinda boring. also, all the girly action involves a dude because that's who the movie is really about. it's mainly the boring thing, though.

 

[lovetoread]

lame man lame

 

[pointless]

lame man lame

i have bad knees, you dick.

 

[Saint Peter]

Please keep the cocks out of my lesbians.

Thank you.

 

[pointless]

you're welcome.

 

[Mr Noone]

I guess Lucas and Spielberg will always be joined in my mind since they came to prominence at the same time. Even though Lucas hasn't made a film in years; he gets emeritus status at the Directors' Bar.

 

[pointless]

well, he made the prequels but they're shitty so they don't count. okay, revenge of the sith would've been okay without the chemistry free snoozefest of a love story dragging the whole thing down, but fuck him. he did that and i will not forgive him for it.

also, the crystal skull was his idea, so that's two childhood memories that ass ruined. he deserves nothing but pain.