Two straight guys stranded on an island...

Carnevil9

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Two buddies go out for a boat ride. They get caught in a sudden storm and stranded on a dessert island. There is plenty of food and water and they are in no danger, but it looks like they will be there for a long, lonely time.

At first, they talk about sports, monster trucks, Star Wars, typical guys stuff. But soon they both admit to missing their girlfriends, and start reminiscing about all the great sex they've had in the past. They start getting horny.

How long until they decide to start having sex with each other? What goes through their minds? Do they feel guilty? Does it feel wrong? And does that make it even hotter? Do they start with just masturbating together, or do they leap right into blowing each other? The possibilities are endless.

A sort of "cumming of age" story.
 
Two buddies go out for a boat ride. They get caught in a sudden storm and stranded on a dessert island.
Coconut cream pie, I hope.

Anyway, the guys will be buggering each other within a week. Maybe one is a BBC intellectual, the other a pencil-dick engineer. Their quandary: boiling-down coconut oil for lube.
 
I wonder if they go the glory hole route, to try to at least pretend like it's not a guy on the other end.
 
I wonder if they go the glory hole route, to try to at least pretend like it's not a guy on the other end.
So they craft a flat female humanoid figure like a photographed-with model, with cutouts at groin and face. They squeezed many weeds and seeds to get the juicy colors to paint the figure. When horny, they line-up on opposite sides of the pathetic object and insert projections into apertures. Oh baby! No, it ain't queer at all...

Which reminds me of an anecdote. Two Brit veterans of the Raj (Indian service) are sitting in their London club, quaffing brandy, puffing Havanas, telling stories.

"Say, do you remember old Willoughby? I just heard -- he's left his wife and run off to live with a 'rang-tang!"

"Run off with an ape? I say! Er, it was a *female* 'rang-tang, I hope?"

"Of course, of course. Nothing queer about old Willoughby!"
 
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They both wind up fucking the sand on the beach.
 
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