Forming the anti-anti-anti-fat crusade

[4est_4est_Gump]

Everyone has to have a cause.



It's best to start out small and work your way up the ladder of success.

Next, maybe the anti-anti-skinny jeans movement. Pajama boi needs friends...

 

[lovecraft68]

Skinny jeans....A couple years ago one of my daughter's boyfriends showed up wearing a pair of those. My wife couldn't even get the words 'be nice' out of her mouth before I started making fun of him.

 

[Aella_]

Skinny jeans....A couple years ago one of my daughter's boyfriends showed up wearing a pair of those. My wife couldn't even get the words 'be nice' out of her mouth before I started making fun of him.

Me love the skinny jeans on a guy.
They cling to their "curve(s)".

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Used to be, if he showed up in bell-bottoms, you started cleaning the shotgun.

​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Me love the skinny jeans on a guy.
They cling to their "curve(s)".

Do these guys have 'dad' bods?

 

[Aella_]

Do these guys have 'dad' bods?

What does that mean?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What does that mean?

I'm sorry, in the US, our current popular culture is telling us that women want men whose bodies resemble their dads...



Anorexics and musclemen are out da door!

 

[Aella_]

I'm sorry, in the US, our current popular culture is telling us that women want men whose bodies resemble their dads...



Anorexics and musclemen are out da door!

Wishful thinking..

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Wishful thinking..

I have a dad bod!



I wear carpenter jeans.

 

[lovecraft68]

Used to be, if he showed up in bell-bottoms, you started cleaning the shotgun.

​

Of course anyone around my age shouldn't make too much fun of skinny jeans.

If you were a teen in the 80's it was all about the skin tight designer jeans. Jordache, Calvin Klein, Sergio Valente (I think)

Guys and girls, painted on. I remember my girlfriend in high school lying on the bed on her back using a pair of needle nosed pliers to pull the zipper up

 

[GforGraham]

I was a cover boy, now am a cover up.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm sorry, in the US, our current popular culture is telling us that women want men whose bodies resemble their dads...



Anorexics and musclemen are out da door!

Well if you read the stories here all the dad's work construction or are or have personal trainers because they still have the stomachs and muscles of 22 year old gym rats.

By the same token all the 'moms' in the stories would put Kay Parker to shame.

Don't see too many daddy stories here with balding dads with beer guts instead of six packs and more hair in their ears than on their heads.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Of course anyone around my age shouldn't make too much fun of skinny jeans.

If you were a teen in the 80's it was all about the skin tight designer jeans. Jordache, Calvin Klein, Sergio Valente (I think)

Guys and girls, painted on. I remember my girlfriend in high school lying on the bed on her back using a pair of needle nosed pliers to pull the zipper up

As a teen in the late 60's. it was okay to mix plaid with stripes...

 

[lovecraft68]

As a teen in the late 60's. it was okay to mix plaid with stripes...

and those bastards from the 60's thought it was okay to dress their kids like that in the 70's when we were young and didn't know how bad we looked! I am still scarred....

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well if you read the stories here all the dad's work construction or are or have personal trainers because they still have the stomachs and muscles of 22 year old gym rats.

By the same token all the 'moms' in the stories would put Kay Parker to shame.

Don't see too many daddy stories here with balding dads with beer guts instead of six packs and more hair in their ears than on their heads.

I haven't read stories here since 2001...



A Space Odyssey

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

and those bastards from the 60's thought it was okay to dress their kids like that in the 70's when we were young and didn't know how bad we looked! I am still scarred....

I was dressed like Gomer Pyle in the 70s.



Surprise, surprise, surprise Lou Ann, that ain't my finger!

 

[Aella_]

Just adding to this comment:
"Well if you read the stories here all the dads still have the stomachs and muscles of 22 year old gym rats.
Don't see too many daddy stories here with balding dads with beer guts instead of six packs and more hair in their ears than on their heads."

Most erotic stories (that I read) feature a petite green-eyed knockout and a gorgeous 6.3" guy with a monster cock. And I'm not kidding.

 

[lovecraft68]

Just adding to this comment:
"Well if you read the stories here all the dads still have the stomachs and muscles of 22 year old gym rats.
Don't see too many daddy stories here with balding dads with beer guts instead of six packs and more hair in their ears than on their heads."

Most erotic stories (that I read) feature a petite green-eyed knockout and a gorgeous 6.3" guy with a monster cock. And I'm not kidding.

You forgot to mention that even though the girl is petite she still has triple D boobs.

 

[Aella_]

You forgot to mention that even though the girl is petite she still has triple D boobs.

True.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You forgot to mention that even though the girl is petite she still has triple D boobs.

And even though she's a HS freshman, she's 18...



... and a blonde hungry for blacksnake.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

True.

Yes, no, maybe...



Can you repeat the question?

 

[lovecraft68]

And even though she's a HS freshman, she's 18...



... and a blonde hungry for blacksnake.

right and she is usually a very shy demure virgin who then decides to lose her cherry to....the entire football team and can suddenly fuck and suck like Sasha Grey.

 

[lovecraft68]

Whatever you do, don't look at my stories.

This review just in today


by Anonymous
11/18/15
youre like an anti-viagra pill

i realize it probably gets better later, but i couldnt get past the first few pages.

THIS STORY MURDERED MY BONER FOR WEEKS

fuck you lovecraft, if you want to write sexless tragedies dont post on literotica.

eat a bag of dicks you hut-sized turd..

I may be a hut sized turd, but at least I know that i should be capital and 'youre' has that pesky apostrophe thing in it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Does this make us authors?



This stuff writes itself...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Whatever you do, don't look at my stories.

This review just in today


by Anonymous
11/18/15
youre like an anti-viagra pill

i realize it probably gets better later, but i couldnt get past the first few pages.

THIS STORY MURDERED MY BONER FOR WEEKS

fuck you lovecraft, if you want to write sexless tragedies dont post on literotica.

eat a bag of dicks you hut-sized turd..

I may be a hut sized turd, but at least I know that i should be capital and 'youre' has that pesky apostrophe thing in it.

I feel like having a 'Big' Tom Hanks moment, I'll be sure to stay away from that!