The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

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I liked Jurassic World, but not as much as Jurassic Park. The original was just better, or my nostalgia is kicking in.

Jurassic Park was much better. Jurassic World is good, but they're trying too hard with super-dinosaurs and that shit.

Chris Pratt was cool, as always, but I wanted everyone else in the movie to be eaten within the first 10 minutes. There just aren't any really memorable characters at all.
 
Jurassic Park was much better. Jurassic World is good, but they're trying too hard with super-dinosaurs and that shit.

Chris Pratt was cool, as always, but I wanted everyone else in the movie to be eaten within the first 10 minutes. There just aren't any really memorable characters at all.

You can't escape a T-Rex when it's two feet away from you... and you're in heels.
 
Jurassic Park was much better. Jurassic World is good, but they're trying too hard with super-dinosaurs and that shit.

Chris Pratt was cool, as always, but I wanted everyone else in the movie to be eaten within the first 10 minutes. There just aren't any really memorable characters at all.

I was kind of rooting for the aunt to be gnawed on a bit.
 
That's not going to help you graduate. You have to get past shit like that.

It's a few people I seen there that I had a run in with. Had words with one on the break. After that, I really didn't feel like sitting in a class
 
The bad guy, was just bad enough...

(They did not show much of her feet. That left me wondering which heels she was wearing.)
 
JP was one of the rare times when a movie was almost better than the book.
*almost*

the only confirmed case of that i'm aware of is "the princess bride"

Princess Bride rocks! I turned Byron onto it!
 
Yeah, I just left tho. Had a couple of words with someone, and didn't feel like staying there.

It's too bad Sandra Bullock didn't drive by while you were walking home. She would've seen promise in you, especially in your bulging biceps.
You would've hopped in her baby blue white mama mini van and lived in her basement.
She'd make you oatmeal in the morning while you sneaked peeks at her pink panties she knows damn well aren't covered fully by her short white robe.
You'd jack off in the garage while she and her blemish free family ate popcorn and played yatzee.
Later, after you win the heisman and sign with the Jets, you could flip the burgers at the family picnic.
Hell, there might even be a book and movie, cuz that's how the real world works.
Maybe tomorrow
 
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