The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[BabblingBrooke]

Bacon, cheesy eggs, buttery toast, grits, and coffee. This day is off to a great start.

 

[cleaver]

this
and other unfortunate series of events
illuminate just how mundane
most of it really is...

the ash heap is communal
and it's just over there
near the water fountain
and the chow line

::this really random thing
made me special just now...
wanna pay attention
while i tell the tidbit badly::​

 

[juttjaw]

Don't know what either of that is, but ok. I'm a Ciroc boy.

Ok... it's like switching from Newports to some package of cigarette with a green picture of a native American chief.. Not being 'stereotypical' just couldn't think of a better menthol brand than Newport. They are NOT the same.. but for the love of money, they will have to do.

 

[juttjaw]

Bacon, cheesy eggs, buttery toast, grits, and coffee. This day is off to a great start.

I just got home from work.. I will be up for 2 more hours.. pretty sure you can make this happen in my kitchen.

 

[pointless]

I just want a simple mp 3 player. The gigs don't mean that much to me. Just want something to make playlists, you can repeat one or all songs and has a USB port so I don't have to keep buying batteries. I think I found what I'm looking for.

It may be best to buy from a store then online, least you can see what you're getting.

Thanks for the help, though Zumi.

batteries? how old was this previous mp3 player? i think it's been nearly a decade since i've seen one that required batteries. anyway, good luck. with smartphones and ipods dominating the market getting a cheap mp3 player is a pain in the ass. i mean, there' are tons of the fuckers on amazon and what not, but while some are actually really quite good most of them are total shit.

 

[butters]

It's going to be okay.

http://www.npr.org/player/embed/455931394/456254093

nice

Bacon, cheesy eggs, buttery toast, grits, and coffee. This day is off to a great start.

very nice

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's rather convenient that I can see my entire first page without scrolling.

 

[butters]

stupid computers.

had to do a restore and re download firefox again. just when i get familiar with something, it all changes. not necessarily for the better. /grumpyoldlady entry

 

[JohnnySavage]

Ethical Dilemma: I have glue boards in my basement to catch crickets and such. This morning I went down there to do laundry and there's a little mouse stuck to one of them.

Should I:

A. Step on it, giving it a quick and painless (mostly) death.

2. Leave it be so it can live out the rest of it's natural life stuck in the glue.

III. Throw the glue board in the trash, seal up the trash bag and set it on the curb and forget about it.

 

[neci]

off with its head!

 

[butters]

Ethical Dilemma: I have glue boards in my basement to catch crickets and such. This morning I went down there to do laundry and there's a little mouse stuck to one of them.

Should I:

A. Step on it, giving it a quick and painless (mostly) death.

2. Leave it be so it can live out the rest of it's natural life stuck in the glue.

III. Throw the glue board in the trash, seal up the trash bag and set it on the curb and forget about it.

can't it be freed? (no idea about glue boards' strength of sticky)

kill it quickly, though treading on it seems ... *shudder*

 

[JohnnySavage]

Another option:

iv. I have a problem with greasy bastard snakes in the basement on occasion. I could leave it there as bait and maybe a snake will get stuck too.

 

[evesdream]

can't it be freed? (no idea about glue boards' strength of sticky)

kill it quickly, though treading on it seems ... *shudder*

I've known a rat to escape this kind of trap, but it seems like little mice wouldn't have the body/fur mass to spare if there's tearing

Ethical Dilemma: I have glue boards in my basement to catch crickets and such. This morning I went down there to do laundry and there's a little mouse stuck to one of them.

Should I:

A. Step on it, giving it a quick and painless (mostly) death.

2. Leave it be so it can live out the rest of it's natural life stuck in the glue.

III. Throw the glue board in the trash, seal up the trash bag and set it on the curb and forget about it.

JS, If you step on it, won't it get trapped on your foot? The preferred method seems to be putting a sheet over the tiny, trembling creature and whacking it with a hammer.

Another option:

iv. I have a problem with greasy bastard snakes in the basement on occasion. I could leave it there as bait and maybe a snake will get stuck too.

And THIS sounds like the progression of a dreadful song sung by children. Like that old lady who swallowed a fly, (except it all happens in JohnnySavage's basement.) What eats snakes?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've known a rat to escape this kind of trap, but it seems like little mice wouldn't have the body/fur mass to spare if there's tearing



JS, If you step on it, won't it get trapped on your foot? The preferred method seems to be putting a sheet over the tiny, trembling creature and whacking it with a hammer.



And THIS sounds like the progression of a dreadful song sung by children. Like that old lady who swallowed a fly, (except it all happens in JohnnySavage's basement.) What eats snakes?

1. Ed Zachary. I couldn't remove it from the glue board without ripping off it's little feet.

ii. I like the way you think!

C. I have a cat... I hope that hateful bastard finds it and gets it's face stuck there.

 

[evesdream]

1. Ed Zachary. I couldn't remove it from the glue board without ripping off it's little feet.

ii. I like the way you think!

C. I have a cat... I hope that hateful bastard finds it and gets it's face stuck there.

I've got somewhere you can stick your face, said Sally to James.

 

[doctor_insanus]

And THIS sounds like the progression of a dreadful song sung by children. Like that old lady who swallowed a fly, (except it all happens in JohnnySavage's basement.) What eats snakes?

I remember that song! We sang it at a PTA meeting when I was in grade school... for some reason.

I demanded to sing the last part, about her swallowing a horse.

Because she died, of course.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've got somewhere you can stick your face, said Eve to Johnny.

WooHoo!

 

[yossi]

I need to make a list, but I'm having more fun avoiding list making.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[neci]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/770dbf1a1778af3689b0a35f184ca6f9/tumblr_nutogewhSk1uuyy36o1_400.gif

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Knew they would piss of the wrong guy eventually....

 

[trysail]

Ya gotta like that shark fin.


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[trysail]

Ethical Dilemma: I have glue boards in my basement to catch crickets and such. This morning I went down there to do laundry and there's a little mouse stuck to one of them.

Should I:

A. Step on it, giving it a quick and painless (mostly) death.

2. Leave it be so it can live out the rest of it's natural life stuck in the glue.

III. Throw the glue board in the trash, seal up the trash bag and set it on the curb and forget about it.

That is EXACTLY why I never (and never will) use glue boards.

Gimme the good, old-fashioned, quick-death, broken neck mousetraps.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Mausefalle_001.jpg/220px-Mausefalle_001.jpg



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[ryan8558]

Ethical Dilemma: I have glue boards in my basement to catch crickets and such. This morning I went down there to do laundry and there's a little mouse stuck to one of them.

Should I:

A. Step on it, giving it a quick and painless (mostly) death.

2. Leave it be so it can live out the rest of it's natural life stuck in the glue.

III. Throw the glue board in the trash, seal up the trash bag and set it on the curb and forget about it.

Call Pookie (the Lizzie Borden of the GB)

 

[HarryHill]

Solution to the Syrian refugee mess: put them all in the DC