The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

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[yossi]

I cannot yet deep throat the dildo, but it certainly does the trick when I'm touching myself. There's nothing better than a cock in the mouth, even if it happens to be purple.

 

[Jennifer]

I cannot yet deep throat the dildo, but it certainly does the trick when I'm touching myself. There's nothing better than a cock in the mouth, even if it happens to be purple.

I everything about this post.

 

[MonaLittle]

Why do I keep coming back here?

Stupid.

Don't ever leave for good. Not that many of us have a choice in the matter.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I cannot yet deep throat the dildo, but it certainly does the trick when I'm touching myself. There's nothing better than a cock in the mouth, even if it happens to be purple.

Nothing beats the real thing.

 

[Wings]

Don't ever leave for good. Not that many of us have a choice in the matter.

 

[trysail]

Overhand or sidearm?


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[Disgustipated]

I have a strong urge to buy and actually wear some original Old Spice. I even got a coupon for a buckfitty off!

 

[doctor_insanus]

I cannot yet deep throat the dildo, but it certainly does the trick when I'm touching myself. There's nothing better than a cock in the mouth, even if it happens to be purple.

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[y=mx+b]

Sex.

Looks good. Feels good.


Have some tonight!

 

[Jennifer]

Sex.

Looks good. Feels good.


Have some tonight!

Does this afternoon count?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Looking at pictures and videos, is as close to sex, as I am going to get, today.

:quirked eyebrow and sly smile:

Then, again, there is always the secretive, quickie wank...

 

[y=mx+b]

Does this afternoon count?

Only if it renders you incapacitated with no desire to fuck until tomorrow.

 

[y=mx+b]

Looking at pictures and videos, is as close to sex, as I am going to get, today.

:quirked eyebrow and sly smile:

Then, again, there is always the secretive, quickie wank...

If you need a hand with that quick wank, I got two you can use.

 

[lovetoread]

I am eating nothing but green m&m's. Yall should know what this means.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I am eating nothing but green m&m's. Yall should know what this means.

You may as well be popping lady Viagra.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I cannot yet deep throat the dildo, but it certainly does the trick when I'm touching myself. There's nothing better than a cock in the mouth, even if it happens to be purple.

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Ummm...have you been marking or notching the shaft to document your deep-throating exercise progress?

I am eating nothing but green m&m's. Yall should know what this means.

Green poop?

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[Spins]

I could use some food

 

[Noor]

I am eating nothing but green m&m's. Yall should know what this means.

Someone enlighten me please

 

[Noor]

You may as well be popping lady Viagra.

seriously?

 

[Sean]

Someone enlighten me please

I had to have it explained to me, too.

 

[Noor]

That looks heavenly.

I'm scrawling my name to the bottom of your invite list.

Me too!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

seriously?

I had to have it explained to me, too.

Really? I really thought this legend was super well-known.

 

[trysail]

One of the funniest movies in the history of the universe.

Me, Myself and Irene.
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[Aella_]

TO MY STUPID TROLL FINKLESTEIN etal:

I just saw, in the list of active users, that you just created another alt. aka "Dishrag".
Don't delude yourself: I'm going to ignore that one, too.