The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

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the mirena came out, and my eggs are no longer being zapped.

Was it time for it to be removed? I just had one placed this summer...this is info I wish I'd had. However, with any luck I'll be aged enough that I won't have this issue in 5 years. Maybe... :rose:
 
Was it time for it to be removed? I just had one placed this summer...this is info I wish I'd had. However, with any luck I'll be aged enough that I won't have this issue in 5 years. Maybe... :rose:

it's just a heavy period. given i haven't had one in six years, it's just been a pain. i've been spoiled with very minimal blood. only light spotting every few months. there's also the change in hormones, now that the progestogen has been removed, apparently there is what is termed "mirena crash" where your body readjusts to the change in hormones. it's blah with cramps and bleeding.
 
I did my good deed for the day. I finally convinced my very best friend he is one hot bastard. That any woman would be glad to fuck his sweet ass. :) His head is shaved and he looks all sexay. He's happy. :D
 
I did my good deed for the day. I finally convinced my very best friend he is one hot bastard. That any woman would be glad to fuck his sweet ass. :) His head is shaved and he looks all sexay. He's happy. :D

Cool! Now you got to get him out and about so the ladies can meet him :)
 
FFS, ladies. Isn't there an entire thread for you to talk about turning your woman parts inside out :rolleyes:

I'm surprised Petey used a Zippo and not a torch.
 
How did I know you would post this? I thought about it, but then I thought, no Zumi will post it :)

You know what's a shame, is that a few years ago, someone would've beaten me to it three times already.

This joint used to be better with catching those surprise semantical sexual innuendoes from everybody. Gotta bring back the fun and pick up the slack! :D
 
You know what's a shame, is that a few years ago, someone would've beaten me to it three times already.

This joint used to be better with catching those surprise semantical sexual innuendoes from everybody. Gotta bring back the fun and pick up the slack! :D

Yes, I agree. Let's do it!
 
Psychopathy IPA - worth a try! Good stuff!

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I'm so obnoxious bouncing my boobs at my fella while he's doing a video chat for school. What can I say, my boobs are happy to be home.
 
My best friend isn't much for going out. He's shy.

He's also VERY heterosexual so butt sex is out. :rolleyes:
 
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