The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[IrezumiKiss]

Please tell me you're a librarian for a fully private entity, that they're ok with what you do during your work hours here, that taxpayers don't sign your paycheck for you to post your bits and tits on an internet porn site like you habitually do here constantly, virtually every day.

Pretty please?

http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb428/BRENNENiSWHiTE/tumblr_m049q9sw2k1ql5yr7o1_r1_400.gif~original

The sanctimonious judgmental bullshit is never ever gonna end with this fucking neutered pill.

Jeebus.

 

[Disgustipated]

Please tell me you're a librarian for a fully private entity, that they're ok with what you do during your work hours here, that taxpayers don't sign your paycheck for you to post your bits and tits on an internet porn site like you habitually do here constantly, virtually every day.

Pretty please?

How about I tell you to fuck off back to the Playground and let the adult talk? Huh, eeyore?

 

[Pookie]

http://www.opengeek.net/images/ogeek/weird/redneck-humor-weird.png

 

[Sean]

Here's one for kippies:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k?ref=thanks_tweet

 

[Fata Morgana]

Please tell me you're a librarian for a fully private entity, that they're ok with what you do during your work hours here, that taxpayers don't sign your paycheck for you to post your bits and tits on an internet porn site like you habitually do here constantly, virtually every day.

Pretty please?

Please tell me that you're gonna do the world a favour and throw a rope over the beam soon? Pretty please? We'll all raise a glass of Lit Abortion Smoothie Special to celebrate your demise.

Rancid old cuntbiscuit.

 

[doctor_insanus]

This bird is awesome.

It kind of reminds me of someone...

http://i.imgur.com/NFgHpAd.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

This bird is awesome.

It kind of reminds me of someone...

http://i.imgur.com/NFgHpAd.gif

Aah reminds me of a foul mouthed otter I posted here the other week.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This bird is awesome.

It kind of reminds me of someone...

http://i.imgur.com/NFgHpAd.gif

Damn it...can't...stop...laughing...damn you, Doc...

 

[Que]

I get to SFO with only 15 minutes to spare once I hit the gate. I rush back to the food court got myself a teriyaki bowl scarfed it down in 12 minutes flat. Only to find out that my plane has a mechanical issue and I could have taken my time.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Damn it...can't...stop...laughing...damn you, Doc...

Glad to be of assistance!

I think I could watch that all day long.

 

[pointless]

Here's one for kippies:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k?ref=thanks_tweet

give them all of your money or i will hunt you down.

 

[NHKitty]

Knowing that I get to see TSO in a few weeks has been the highlight of this day.

Other than that bright spot, pretty much everything else has been filled with douche-nozzles, douche-canoes and douche-baggery.

Is it quitting time yet?

 

[Garnate]

They're kids. She can make more.

Physically I can't, but there's always Craig's List.

Why would you do that to another human being? WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY??????????!!!!!!!!

She's a tough cookie; I'm not worried. Besides, G would just play his violin until Pookie ran off holding her ears.

Hell...If you think that is high maintenance, I will not tell you what I require in the bedroom.

If I was your barrista I would've killed you by now. Probably by slowly poisoning your coffee and people would think you just got sick. Not that I've given it much thought.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Polyps Houlihan! Hah!

 

[Garnate]

Polyps Houlihan! Hah!

Fata and her colorful vocabulary....

 

[girlsmiley]

Fucking dirty pigeons!

 

[phantom4533]

This.

 

[Noor]

I get to SFO with only 15 minutes to spare once I hit the gate. I rush back to the food court got myself a teriyaki bowl scarfed it down in 12 minutes flat. Only to find out that my plane has a mechanical issue and I could have taken my time.

You'll get there eventually...

 

[phantom4533]

http://i.imgur.com/riJCDCp.gif

 

[neci]

stupid work always has to interrupt my naps.

 

[phantom4533]

I know the feeling.

 

[trysail]

Do you understand that a handful of zealots are attempting to artificially raise the cost of your heat, light and the thousands of products derived from petrochemicals because of their belief in the existence of a problem that may not even exist?


The cost the zealots are attempting to impose on humanity is astronomical and the benefit is so small as to be un-measurable (at best) or virtually non-existent (at worst).



The press release and a link for Dr. Lomborg's peer-reviewed, published paper can be found here:
http://www.lomborg.com/press-release-research-reveals-negligible-impact-of-paris-climate-promises

•The climate impact of all Paris INDC (Intended Nationally Determined Contribution) promises is minuscule: if we measure the impact of every nation fulfilling every promise by 2030, the total temperature reduction will be 0.048°C (0.086°F) by 2100.

•Even if we assume that these promises would be extended for another 70 years, there is still little impact: if every nation fulfills every promise by 2030, and continues to fulfill these promises faithfully until the end of the century, and there is no ‘CO₂ leakage’ to non-committed nations, the entirety of the Paris promises will reduce temperature rises by just 0.17°C (0.306°F) by 2100.

•US climate policies, in the most optimistic circumstances, fully achieved and adhered to throughout the century, will reduce global temperatures by 0.031°C (0.057°F) by 2100.

•EU climate policies, in the most optimistic circumstances, fully achieved and adhered to throughout the century, will reduce global temperatures by 0.053°C (0.096°F) by 2100.

•China climate policies, in the most optimistic circumstances, fully achieved and adhered to throughout the century, will reduce global temperatures by 0.048°C (0.086°F) by 2100.

•The rest of the world’s climate policies, in the most optimistic circumstances, fully achieved and adhered to throughout the century, will reduce global temperatures by 0.036°C (0.064°F) by 2100.
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[Fata Morgana]

GS, I'm gonna watch Spy now.

 

[yossi]

GS, I'm gonna watch Spy now.

It's hilarious! Jason Statham was a lot funnier than I expected.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's hilarious! Jason Statham was a lot funnier than I expected.

I'm not a lover of comedies normally but I do like her and I'm in a stupid mood. Watched See No Evil, Hear No Evil the other night, which isn't that great but laughed for half an hour at "fuzzy wuzzy was a woman? "

Simple minded fuck.