The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[BabblingBrooke]

SQs is my latest guilty pleasure.

I watched the first episode, but was disappointed. I had really been looking forward to it, too.

 

[yossi]

One patron so far today and I've been open for three hours. Someone come check out a book, please.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It would be quite a long drive to your library.

 

[thør]

What on earth do Italians know about espresso?

They know that only tourists drink cappuccino after 10 am.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Daniel Fleetwood, the terminally ill man whose dying wish to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens was granted last week, has died at the age of 32.

His wife, Ashley Fleetwood, shared the news early Tuesday morning. “Daniel put up an amazing fight to the very end. He is now one with God and with the force. He passed in his sleep and in peace,” she wrote on Facebook, sharing a final photo they took together.

Well he got to see it. That is rather awesome.

 

[removed9556]

 

[thør]

One patron so far today and I've been open for three hours. Someone come check out a book, please.

I'd rather check out the librarian.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[neci]

cafe cortado!

if it has milk, it needs sugar. other than that, black. i am not picky about my coffee. well. i am. very picky. i just don't discriminate. sweetened turkish coffee sounds divine right now. i could use some grit in my teeth.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh my, how things have changed. In the olden days, a whole thread would be dedicated to a good bye.

Nowadays, just one blurt is expected to suffice. *sigh*
These new alts are so impatient.


"Gosh, with the most recent posts here, I realise that my mistake was that I gave you too much credit. You guys have such a silly approach to life … Bye
-Aella

This person doesn't leave, so what's the point in saying good bye?

Elle

https://media.riffsy.com/images/4d778f1e198a743c22494746a441a7d8/raw

http://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xoQOdDhtEWOuYM/giphy.gif

 

[yossi]

It would be quite a long drive to your library.

I'm worth it! Plus I can have my way with you in the stacks.

Your patrons have no taste, clearly.

I'd rather check out the librarian.

Do you have your library card, sir?

 

[Pookie]

I've noticed that I've been using an overabundance of emoticons this year. I'm way over my limit of frogs and nanas.

This can't be a good thing.

 

[Pookie]

https://media.riffsy.com/images/4d778f1e198a743c22494746a441a7d8/raw

Perfect.

 

[neci]

I've noticed that I've been using an overabundance of emoticons this year. I'm way over my limit of frogs and nanas.

This can't be a good thing.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana-with-axe-smiley-emoticon.gif

 

[yossi]

I've noticed that I've been using an overabundance of emoticons this year. I'm way over my limit of frogs and nanas.

This can't be a good thing.

Is laurel charging by the emote again?

 

[Pookie]

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana-with-axe-smiley-emoticon.gif

No fucking way that is a nana with an axe!!!

I now know just how I want my end to occur. *nods*

 

[Pookie]

Is laurel charging by the emote again?

Not yet! But she'd have made a fortune off me this year!

 

[Pookie]

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana-with-axe-smiley-emoticon.gif

I'm fucking mesmerized. I'm gonna go masturbate now.

 

[neci]

No fucking way that is a nana with an axe!!!

I now know just how I want my end to occur. *nods*

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Battle/axe.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

One patron so far today and I've been open for three hours. Someone come check out a book, please.

I just got back from the library. Sorry I missed you!

 

[Pookie]

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Battle/axe.gif

A water park could operate off me at the moment.

 

[OjosMojo]

One patron so far today and I've been open for three hours. Someone come check out a book, please.

Please tell me you're a librarian for a fully private entity, that they're ok with what you do during your work hours here, that taxpayers don't sign your paycheck for you to post your bits and tits on an internet porn site like you habitually do here constantly, virtually every day.

Pretty please?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Ah, zumi

I am always happy to see a gif of Dick Dastardly's Muttley.

 

[spacekowboy]

A water park could operate off me at the moment.

I'm be in my bunk.