Aye Fata

[smoothg103rd]

If I wanted to write you a letter, would I have to send it to the Humane Society?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Heh. Someone's got a crush.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Heh. Someone's got a crush.

Sitting in a tree?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Heh. Someone's got a crush.

Bless him, he's trying anyway.

Next week he'll have a go at using real cutlery instead of a plastic spoon.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Flush it down the toilet. It will find her.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Flush it down the toilet. It will find her.

Well you'd know all about sewage wouldn't you, you shit spewing, faux cancer ridden old gobdaw.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now he'll do the pretend ignore thing.

 

[Jennifer]

Bless him, he's trying anyway.

Next week he'll have a go at using real cutlery instead of a plastic spoon.

Baby steps, Fata. The spork is next. We don't want anyone getting hurt.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Flush it down the toilet. It will find her.

I haven't thought of that. Thanks, Ann.

 

[spacekowboy]

Bless him, he's trying anyway.

Next week he'll have a go at using real cutlery instead of a plastic spoon.

He should really get used to sporks. They will play a big part in his future.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Now he'll do the pretend ignore thing.

Why would I do that?

https://youtu.be/YMDITyYfua8

 

[smoothg103rd]

Baby steps, Fata. The spork is next. We don't want anyone getting hurt.

Jen? Seriously?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I haven't thought of that. Thanks, Ann.

And there ya go right there.

 

[smoothg103rd]

He should really get used to sporks. They will play a big part in his future.

Your daughter will too.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why would I do that?

https://youtu.be/YMDITyYfua8

Not you, you thick cunt. Ken.

 

[smoothg103rd]

And there ya go right there.

I want to take you on a date, but the restaurant I have in mind is no animals allowed.

Would a doggy bag do?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want to take you on a date, but the restaurant I have in mind is no animals allowed.

Would a doggy bag do?

Hey, 1983 wants its jokes back. Seriously, leave the "comedy" to others. You're embarrassing the shit out of yourself here.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Hey, 1983 wants its jokes back. Seriously, leave the "comedy" to others. You're embarrassing the shit out of yourself here.

You haven't spark my inner light yet. Friendly reminder, it only gets better.

 

[spacekowboy]

Your daughter will too.

I have no children, punk. But yours will be sucking dick for crack soon enough. You can beleedat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have no children, punk. But yours will be sucking dick for crack soon enough. You can beleedat.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I have no children, punk. But yours will be sucking dick for crack soon enough. You can beleedat.

I forgot, no kids because you get no puss C. Sad sad man.

https://youtu.be/OLtLVNNXlbU

 

[spacekowboy]

I forgot, no kids because you get no puss C. Sad sad man.

https://youtu.be/OLtLVNNXlbU

Or it could be that I'm careful when I stick my dick into someone so that I don't perpetuate a cycle of uncared for children. I mean of course I could knock up a hood rat or five and have children that I don't intend to pay for.... Like someone here whom shall remain nameless.

But that's not my style.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well you'd know all about sewage wouldn't you, you shit spewing, faux cancer ridden old gobdaw.

Fuck yeah...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Or it could be that I'm careful when I stick my dick into someone so that I don't perpetuate a cycle of uncared for children. I mean of course I could knock up a hood rat or five and have children that I don't intend to pay for.... Like someone here whom shall remain nameless.

But that's not my style.

Fuck you tryna fool? Your style is vaseline and blow up dolls.

 

[Jennifer]

Jen? Seriously?

No, not seriously. But I love the word spork and it was a great line that flashed through my head.