How dare you!

[parodyluvr75]

We have a right to the strawberries, too. I hope this doesn't catch on.

http://m.instructables.com/id/Decoy-Strawberry-Rocks-to-Deter-Bird-Burglars/

It's not like we'd ever take your ATM cards or something, they're just tasty strawberries.

http://media.giphy.com/media/C2Mvr1VzVNBkI/giphy.gif

 

[pollynova]

We have a right to the strawberries, too. I hope this doesn't catch on.

http://m.instructables.com/id/Decoy-Strawberry-Rocks-to-Deter-Bird-Burglars/

It's not like we'd ever take your ATM cards or something, they're just tasty strawberries.

http://media.giphy.com/media/C2Mvr1VzVNBkI/giphy.gif

Poor birdies. They could chip their beaks!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Poor birdies. They could chip their beaks!

Yeah, I would rather have all of my strawberries eaten. Well, they mostly are all eaten.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Poor birdies. They could chip their beaks!

I know, it's terrible.

Yeah, I would rather have all of my strawberries eaten. Well, they mostly are all eaten.

^^^paints rocks

 

[Aglaopheme]

^^^paints rocks

Kicks rocks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Kicks rocks.

<<< steals strawberries.

 

[Aglaopheme]

<<< steals strawberries.

Ha! They're already gone.

*checks around for bankcard*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ha! They're already gone.

*checks around for bankcard*

<<<flys off with bank card.