what would you name your pub?

[butters]

if if you owned a pub/bar/inn, what name would you give it?

i'd name mine The Whistling Fish

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Harry's Thirsty Bitch

 

[doctor_insanus]

Devil's Anus.

 

[BucksMaster]

The Flicking Clit

 

[Fata Morgana]

The Velvet Snout.

 

[duranman]

The Amorous Cock

 

[seth6138]

I've always wanted to own a pub/driving range, called "Drink N Drive!"

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The Bountiful Bosom

or

The Wandering Wench

or

The Lusty Loam In Which To Roam

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Beer, Buds, and BBQ. It'd be a neighborhood place with a partybong out back.

 

[bluemoves01]

Nice

The Ole Cock Inn.

 

[butters]

Harry's Thirsty Bitch

want some gin with those bitters?

 

[butters]

The Velvet Snout.

nice one

 

[butters]

The Bountiful Bosom

or

The Wandering Wench

or

The Lusty Loam In Which To Roam

heh

 

[Saint Peter]

Pete's Meet

 

[yossi]

The Twat and Waffle

 

[butters]

pete n yossi :thumbsupemote:

 

[pensivepoet]

Back in the 80's there was a bar in talkeetna alaska, which is halfway between anchorage n fairbanks.
It was called "Slippery Dick's Halfway Inn"
Wish I still had the hat.

 

[Saint Peter]

She is the Waffle of the organization.

 

[Hypoxia]

Piss Stop.

 

[Fata Morgana]

nice one

It's actually a convo I had with Tortoise years ago. It'd be all done out in deep burgundy velvet trimmings and dark oak, proper old ales served and a variety of Absinthes. Aleister Crowley would be the landlord and people would often get lost in fog on the way home. The pies are renowned and no one really knows what's in them. Or indeed who.

Just nippin' t'Snout for a swift 'un...

 

[Saint Peter]

It's actually a convo I had with Tortoise years ago. It'd be all done out in deep burgundy velvet trimmings and dark oak, proper old ales served and a variety of Absinthes. Aleister Crowley would be the landlord and people would often get lost in fog on the way home. The pies are renowned and no one really knows what's in them. Or indeed who.

Just nippin' t'Snout for a swift 'un...

This place misses that cunt.


Cunt.

 

[Adre]

The Sporty Dick

 

[juttjaw]

I've always thought opening a gay bar would be profitable. There's an old post office for sale and I want to name it 'The Male Box'..

Other ideas are:
Man Hole
Hose House
Bubble and Squeaks

I found a' Man Hole' in Minneapolis MN some years back... So that dashed the original idea for the name.

 

[thør]

Back in the 80's there was a bar in talkeetna alaska, which is halfway between anchorage n fairbanks.
It was called "Slippery Dick's Halfway Inn"
Wish I still had the hat.

You're referring to Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn, which is halfway between Nenana and Fairbanks.

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/54695505e4b0d4b1038002ca/t/546981b4e4b0c0e088becab1/1416200629157/skinny_dicks_logo.png?format=1500w

They're still there and will send you a hat if you send them money.

 

[Saint Peter]

Those fucking bears are ruining the neighborhood.