What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[TuesdaySun]

I was a teacher at a trade school in a town in the Old West, by which I mean that the setting was straight up "spaghetti Western movie" style. My real-life significant other appeared in a nebulous role -- my dream narrative couldn't quite decide whether she was a student or a staff member; perhaps she was a student assistant? Anyway, this dream girl's mouth was hot for my cock, not only in the classroom, but wherever she would see me around town. Deft, dirty, and discreet while I gave her the 'D'.

Oh, that was only four sentences, so here's another.

 

[desertslave]

We found very large oranges at the market. Once home, Master proceeded to peel one and divide it into sections. Then he fucked me with them and fed them half to me and half to himself.

I may never be able to look at oranges in quite the same way.

 

[WildViolet]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34115092

Insightful article about dreaming

 

[thelaughingcat]

I had the oddest dream last night...I remember absolutely none of it except the end where I was trying to buy a leather handbag from a market stall in a hot country somewhere, owned by Snoop Dogg. I was trying to haggle with him, but he was the better negotiator and I really needed the bag. I do need a new handbag, but I have no clue where that came from.

Sorry, no sexy dreams here folks

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm sorry, Elle

Mine was all picnic baskets with ribbons loaded with unending supplies of delectable delicacies

 

[seela]

A far-right politician took a picture of my ass in the supermarket when I was picking up something I had dropped. I got mad and took his phone, which lead to secret security chasing me.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I had to force feed my cat pretzel sticks and human sized vitamin pills, then went into the kitchen and cooked myself up a breakfast pizza. It was sweet, not with an egg. When it came out of the oven, I didn't like it

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[desertslave]

I was in a public restroom stall, and leaned forward just as someone tried forced the door inward and hit my head before I managed to slam it shut. They seemed to leave, but then the lights went out, I heard snarls and growls, and several wolf-dog things tried to crawl under the door, snapping at me. A hand tried to grab at my hair from the other side and I screamed out for help. That's when Master woke me, telling me I screamed in my sleep. He snuggled me and talked to me til I fell asleep again.

 

[MrHappy212]

Darkness surrounds me along with an awful stench. My limbs feel like jelly, my head foggy. Can't move, can't think. All I can do is listen to the whip as it cracks against my numb flesh.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Darkness surrounds me along with an awful stench. My limbs feel like jelly, my head foggy. Can't move, can't think. All I can do is listen to the whip as it cracks against my numb flesh.

Yeah, that dream is probably a result of having fed ex lax to unsuspecting people, possibly ruining a big night for them, and causing un-consented to humiliation

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

I had my own tv show, called Single Train. I took single people on a train ride and they weren't allowed to leave the train until they had coupled up. I provided make overs including lip fillers and had a jazz band compose theme songs for all of the newly formed couples. Most of the theme songs were jazzy versions of a horrific Christmas polka.

I can't decide if it was a horrible nightmare or a funny dream.

 

[TuesdaySun]

First day at an elite paramilitary training campus (which had been teleported into my childhood hometown, exactly within the city blocks where my elementary school used to be), watching training exercises in the quad, when quite suddenly I had to pee.

I discreetly excused myself from the small audience that had assembled, and briskly walked around in search of a restroom, but discovered that most of the signs that pointed to where one should be only led to empty alleyways and other dead ends -- apparently a side effect of the teleportation process.

So, I figured I'd try to find one at the library (where the librarian insisted I remove my shoes to help keep the brand new carpeting fresh for longer) but their restroom sign, too, led only outside to the street, across which was a stained brick wall that looked like it might have been used for emergency relief by other confused students.

The librarian then remembered that an old, unused, spare office in the back had a washroom on the side, much like a master bedroom would, and led me there, weaving and ducking around cobwebs, storage boxes, and janitorial supplies and appliances.

We arrived, but the toilet and sink were absolutely covered in live spiders.

http://i.imgur.com/8G79paV.gif

 

[desertslave]

My dream-self apparently couldn't let go of the nightmare I had a few nights ago. This time I was in a narrow alleyway, in the dark with a soft drizzle coming down. I heard the same snarling, and these wolf-dog things half-crawled their way towards me from behind boxes and dumpsters. Instead of cowering I yelled at them, clapped my hands and ran at them. I was wearing the red cowgirl boots Master bought me a few years ago, and started kicking them hard in their faces and ribs until they all ran away.

Thanks for the magical boots, Sir!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I love a good dream victory ^^^^

 

[LucyBee01]

Nothing, sweet nothing. No nightmares of falling a long way

 

[seela]

A marble pooping ghost lived in our bathroom and the only way to placate it was to buy big canisters of soap and flush the contents down the toilet.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

A marble pooping ghost lived in our bathroom and the only way to placate it was to buy big canisters of soap and flush the contents down the toilet.

That's just crazy, seela.. Everyone knows ghosts poop marshmellows, not marbles

 

[seela]

That's just crazy, seela.. Everyone knows ghosts poop marshmellows, not marbles

I wish! I'd never get rid of it.

This one pooped marbles, big ones too, and when they dropped, they cracked the tiles. Another problem was pouring the soap into the toilet. When you flushed, it foamed like crazy.

Not easy living with a ghost!

 

[desertslave]

Swimming in cool, bright waters with shimmering jellyfish. Not the ouchy kind, just tickly/slippery.

 

[seela]

I had sex with an ice hockey player in exchange for a bucket of dried mushrooms and gps coordinates for a good mushroom picking spot.

Yep, I'm starting to get desperate.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I had sex with an ice hockey player in exchange for a bucket of dried mushrooms and gps coordinates for a good mushroom picking spot.

Yep, I'm starting to get desperate.

I was in the wildy wilds yesterday, so went on a small foray. I found some St. George's, I think They matched visually and structurally, spore print etc 100 percent, but they didn't have a srrong, mealy odour that I could detect, so I just made a note of the location for now. *sigh* I need access to an expert