The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Nooooooooo
I drank on a dare.
Then fell asleep

 

[Endless_Night]

Thank you for clearing that up! I wouldn't want the lurkers to be confused.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I would!
I would want that very much

 

[Endless_Night]

You are kinda evil.

Not that I'm judging!

 

[1sickbastard]

I would!
I would want that very much

And the Rolling Stones reply...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

New signature line coming up!!

 

[Endless_Night]

Lol.

 

[Endless_Night]

It...kinda fits.

 

[1sickbastard]

For the Texas Ladies

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Fits perfectly

 

[Endless_Night]

He means you.

(He = Sickie) (You = Collar)

I'm practicing my clarification skills.

 

[1sickbastard]

He means you.

(He = Sickie) (You = Collar)

I'm practicing my clarification skills.

So you're wearing see-through clothes?
Nice!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Wow that's what David Frost used to look like?
I don't think I took the right message away there

 

[1sickbastard]

Wow that's what David Frost used to look like?
I don't think I took the right message away there

It was damn near five decades ago...

Yeesh, I'm old.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

There is no old here in never never land

 

[1sickbastard]

There is no old here in never never land

Phew!
That's a relief.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oh! Sorry!
I would have gotten off your lap earlier if I had known I was putting your leg to sleep

 

[Endless_Night]

So you're wearing see-through clothes?
Nice!

Nope. I sleep naked.

 

[1sickbastard]

Nope. I sleep naked.

Even better, seeing as you're off to bed.
Naughty dreams!

 

[IrisAlthea]

With this posting rate we are going to need an AA-thread in here soon.

 

[sunbunny3]

New signature line coming up!!

Does that mean I'm off the hook now?

 

[Inspirinious]

*looks in cautiously*

Is it safe to come back in?

 

[sunbunny3]

I'm not sure Inspi..

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

*writes "Start A-A Thread" on her to do list"*

Morning, everyone!
SunBunny, you are off the hook. I am back to once again evading blame on my own
Inspi! Do come in, friend!

 

[Inspirinious]

Quite a wild party last night. Made my head spin and I wasn't drinking a whole lot.

You might consider recycling all these empty glass bottles. Just saying.