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[smoothg103rd]

If so, what will you be?

I'm not dressing up. But I may go to this Halloween party. Maybe I'll take my kids trick n treating, a little earlier.

What's your plans?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Er, no. Cos I'm not seven.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Er, no. Cos I'm not seven.

You should dress up like a nun. Go to a party and pop that pussy.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

In all my years (and there have been a considerable number of them) I have never been to an adult costume party. Never even heard of one outside of movies and tv. I'm sure they happen but not with normal people. Furries maybe. I bet they have them a lot.

 

[smoothg103rd]

In all my years (and there have been a considerable number of them) I have never been to an adult costume party. Never even heard of one outside of movies and tv. I'm sure they happen but not with normal people. Furries maybe. I bet they have them a lot.

I doubt if it's a costume that I'm going to. Probably just turn into a kickback. Some place to get drunk and high for Halloween.

 

[yossi]

No, but I'll dress up the dog.

 

[Kitty]

I can't wait to dress my little sister up as a Boxtroll

Last year she was Iron Man and people were practically throwing candy at her like rose petals at Princess Diana

 

[Fata Morgana]

You should dress up like a nun. Go to a party and pop that pussy.

You should lie down with your head under my back wheel so I can pop it like a fucking balloon but I guess that's more Christmas for me than Halloween.

 

[Kitty]

You should lie down with your head under my back wheel so I can pop it like a fucking balloon but I guess that's more Christmas for me than Halloween.

Yikes.

Don't people on here like you enough, for some longlost reason?

What's the point in saying things like this just for cheap laughs still? Weird mean old bitch.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yikes.

Don't people on here like you enough, for some longlost reason?

What's the point in saying things like this just for cheap laughs still? Weird mean old bitch.

Smooth fucking loves it.

And you have no sense of humour as well as being a thick, dull as fuck trollop.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You should lie down with your head under my back wheel so I can pop it like a fucking balloon but I guess that's more Christmas for me than Halloween.

That's all you want for Christmas? Is to see my head bust? I would've sent you a jerk off video last Christmas, if I knew that's what you wanted so bad. Be nice to me and I'll give you the present you want this year. K?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Smooth fucking loves it.

And you have no sense of humour as well as being a thick, dull as fuck trollop.

She spelled my name correct. I think I am starting to grow on her. It's the heavy dick,huh?

 

[Kitty]

Smooth fucking loves it.

And you have no sense of humour as well as being a thick, dull as fuck trollop.

I have a great sense of humor. Thick in the ass, yes.

"Dull as fuck"? Fucks are never dull. Maybe for you...

"Trollop?" *Googles stupid British sayings that only menopausal, barren old crows might say*

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's all you want for Christmas? Is to see my head bust? I would've sent you a jerk off video last Christmas, if I knew that's what you wanted so bad. Be nice to me and I'll give you the present you want this year. K?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_lw2dzmsX461qb66xq_zps7lyaruik.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have a great sense of humor. Thick in the ass, yes.

"Dull as fuck"? Fucks are never dull. Maybe for you...

"Trollop?" *Googles stupid British sayings that only menopausal, barren old crows might say*

Could you eat an apple through a letterbox with those fucking tombstones? Just curious like.

 

[Kitty]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_lw2dzmsX461qb66xq_zps7lyaruik.gif

You even went through the trouble to find and then to link a GIF

 

[Kitty]

Could you eat an apple through a letterbox with those fucking tombstones? Just curious like.

Lol you're pathetic taking shots over the internet. Aren't you literally too old for this? Are those chalk sticks you call fingers doing okay with the rapid pace of your typing?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Lol you're pathetic taking shots over the internet. Aren't you literally too old for this? Are those chalk sticks you call fingers doing okay with the rapid pace of your typing?

Hit a nerve there, didn't I cunt?

 

[Kitty]

Ugh. Arguing with this old bitch so I keep having to rewind my song.

 

[Adre]

Could you eat an apple through a letterbox with those fucking tombstones? Just curious like.

I'm stealing that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm stealing that.

She's looking at her teeth and sobbing right now.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Both of yall stop. There is enough smooth to go around. You don't have to fight over it.

 

[Kitty]

Hit a nerve there, didn't I cunt?

And judging by you not answering the question, I can gather that yes...you are in fact too old for this.

 

[Kitty]

I'm stealing that.

And another old fart enters the room...*gets out my yarn and knitting supplies*

 

[doctor_insanus]

She's looking at her teeth and sobbing right now.

And trying to figure out an even dumber way to say that you're old.