The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[DesEsseintes]

Nah. Lazy bastards expect me to do it for them.

I hope you mutter 'James Bond did this himself, you shameless poltroon!' as you pour the lightning into their febrile hearts?

 

[Jennifer]

I hope you mutter 'James Bond did this himself, you shameless poltroon!' as you pour the lightning into their febrile hearts?

Shit! I thought I turned off the video.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Shit! I thought I turned off the video.

The 'off' switch activates my router. It's a common enough device now.

 

[Jennifer]

The 'off' switch activates my router. It's a common enough device now.

I can't even keep up with IOS updates on my iphone. I'm dooooomed!!

 

[rimmy]

Hey Cuntalata, did you catch Jeremy Clarkson on QI?

 

[Fuckette]

I'm tired of reading their shit!

 

[lovetoread]

http://media1.giphy.com/media/HZlTHYH90ahqw/giphy.gif

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Until LTR says otherwise, that's the title.

We should rename the Gee Bee that, really.

Outstanding

 

[lovetoread]

I am gonna need these

http://www.engadget.com/2015/10/23/fallout-beer-is-real/

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Yossi, I love the Jennifer Lawrence gif and laugh when you use it.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It's a new blurt thread. Lol, I didn't notice until I just saw the number of posts. Was that a quicker than normal race to 5000? Is there a normal?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

LTR is the new normal

 

[pointless]

we tried this last time and all we got was an image of a spread sheet that made me want to hit sean with a rock.

 

[Aphro]

http://i.imgur.com/oLJSWxq.gif

Go big or go home.

 

[pointless]

that actually reminds me of the morning after my first party. that poor pomeranian. every time he thought he was about to get some from the lab she'd just stand up and he'd fall on his ass. he was a plucky fucker, though. he just kept on trying over and over and over again. i've rarely laughed more in my life.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I would like to have a harmonica

 

[Killswitch1]

Aphro looks so gorgeous in that av. Hairs perfect.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Mr Eyecandy with the accent is becoming quite the regular in the shop. He's just brimming with smiles, thank yous and firm handshakes. Mr Eyecandy beats one of my other regulars Mr Missingsometeeth even though he's also brimming with smiles and tosses out compliments. Call me shallow.

 

[neci]

holy fucks of a saturday night.

 

[Aglaopheme]

holy fucks of a saturday night.

I could use an unholy fuck this Saturday night.

 

[neci]

it's all good.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I've had this wretched cold for a week. There's been no kinda nothing.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I forgot how delightful ice cream sandwiches are.

 

[Jennifer]

I've had this wretched cold for a week. There's been no kinda nothing.

Me, too. I only get sex twice a month and I was too sick last week. Still sick this weekend and I'm now determined to get better by Friday.

Time's a wasting!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Me, too. I only get sex twice a month and I was too sick last week. Still sick this weekend and I'm now determined to get better by Friday.

Time's a wasting!

I generally have the patience of a saint when it comes to most things, but not all things. Here's to both of us getting what we need in all areas to feel better.