Wonkette international fapping report

[JackLuis]

Wonkette international fapping report

Playboy Will Still Make Naked Ladies For You, But Only In Mexican

The other day, the world was shocked-but-not-really to find out that Playboy, the iconic magazine known mostly for hard-hitting journalism and the occasional picture of a booby, would be getting rid of the boobies entirely and going to a boner-free format. It makes sense because porn is so easy to find on the intertubes that we sometimes run across it when we’re trying to find pictures to put on these here Wonket articles. (And then we miss our deadline entirely, SORRY KAILI.)

But while in the United States the news was greeted with barely a diddle-whimper, it turns out that down there, it was all nightmarish chaos and taco trucks overturned in the streets, because in countries what don’t have as much as constant internet access as we have, they don’t do as much internet-porning as we do. Also they probably still like the feel and smell of an old-fashioned titty rag in their hands and in their bunks.

Playboy USA decided to eliminate porn! Well still the articles may attract a more polished class of reader.

Like Lit does.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Now where will I get the pictures to scan to post on the intertubes?

 

[Hypoxia]

Now where will I get the pictures to scan to post on the intertubes?

Shoot your own? Or cruise the torrents.

Meanwhile, this is actually great news on the retreat of USA cultural hegemony. No longer will studio-enhanced made-in-USA nudes dominate the international softcore scene. Local studios in developing countries will have an opening to penetrate the global pinup / wanker market. BTW Mexican XXX DVDs for US$1 have been a staple of street vendors for quite a while. There is no shortage.

 

[49greg]

I heard that and was pissed at myself for throwing away a collection of centerfolds dating from the very first one Playboy had on through the late sixties.

And no, I didn't collect them myself, but my dad did. In the late seventies when I got out of the army I spent about six months with my parents before heading off to continue my education. The day I was loading my car up dad came out with this bulging file folder, one of those old ones with the flap over the top and a string that looped around a button thing.

I didn't know what it was, thought maybe it was old papers or school work or something, and didn't open it up until I was settled in an apartment half way across the country. Yikes was I surprised and pleased. I wondered if mom had insisted he get rid of it, or he had a premonition he wasn't going to last much longer. (He passed away about eighteen months later.)

Years later my wife and I were moving and getting rid of excess stuff and I tossed them into the trash. I guess it's a strange legacy to get from one's father.

 

[JackLuis]

How Playboy skirted the anti-porn crusade of the 1950s

Also--- Airbrushed Boobs!