Have you ever considered; you might be the goat?

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Ivan and Igor were two dirt-poor Russian peasants; same amount of land, same out buildings, same everything. Except for one thing. Igor had a goat.
One night Fairy Godmother came to Ivan and told him he could have any one wish he cared to make.
Ivan was a careful man and thought for a great while and then he said, "I wish Igor's goat would die."
That is the modern American liberal.

Ishmael

;) ;)
 
love this one too, AJ (and SeanR)
I bet Ish is now scratching his eyes over his.
 
Ivan and Igor were two dirt-poor Russian peasants; same amount of land, same out buildings, same everything. Except for one thing. Igor had a goat.
One night Fairy Godmother came to Ivan and told him he could have any one wish he cared to make.
Ivan was a careful man and thought for a great while and then he said, "I wish Igor's goat would die."
That is the modern American liberal.

Ishmael

;) ;)

Wait...I thought it was a Russian peasant? I'm confused...
 
I suppose the old cow politics joke works reading goat for cow. As much as it ever worked....

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokecowspolitics.htm

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what[?QUOTE]

AN AMERICAN (CLASSIC) LIBERAL: I have two cows. From them I sell my neighbors milk and in the future beef. From them I will grow a herd and sell more cattle feeding more people. The only thing that can get in my way is milk/cattle theft. The only entity that can do that legally is a purely Democratic government.

;) ;)
 
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