I love the feel of olive oil all over my ass

[parodyluvr75]

Baste me baby.

 

[doctor_insanus]

That's good eatin'.

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[Fala]

Baste me baby.

...softest birdy butt EVAH!

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.gifsend.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/iceman.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.chow.com/blog-media/2012/06/116239_HeaderImage_620x338_.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

You can never use too much olive oil. Or garlic.

 

[Jackoffking]

You can never use too much olive oil. Or garlic.

Or tobacco man

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can never use too much olive oil. Or garlic.

I could swim in it.

Or tobacco man

You want to cover me in tobacco? Kinky!

 

[parodyluvr75]

...softest birdy butt EVAH!

 

[lovetoread]

http://veganfeministnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Male_Violence_Animals_Women-225x300.jpg

 

[mdbigdee]

tie you up and baste you with hot candle wax and cocoa butter

 

[parodyluvr75]

Tie me up good!

Holy crap, those are some abs!

 

[ElijaRDC]

I love me some EVOO, and I love me some poultry... you don't happen to have a vore fetish, do you, Parody?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I love me some EVOO, and I love me some poultry... you don't happen to have a vore fetish, do you, Parody?

My only fetish is for not crazy men, it's so far in my life has gone unfulfilled.

What's vore?

 

[ElijaRDC]

My only fetish is for not crazy men, it's so far in my life has gone unfulfilled.

What's vore?

Where you fantasize about being eaten.

 

[doctor_insanus]

My only fetish is for not crazy men, it's so far in my life has gone unfulfilled.

What's vore?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/3d91aca360b23bde89470b7afc1985c9/tumblr_n0kwgpgOuv1sal3eeo1_500.gif

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Actually, I think olive oil is recommended whenever anyone is going to toss your salad.

 

[spacekowboy]

I thought you didn't like the butt stuff??

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/3d91aca360b23bde89470b7afc1985c9/tumblr_n0kwgpgOuv1sal3eeo1_500.gif

http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/722012014804Followthisblogyouwillloveitonyourdashboard2.jpeg

Actually, I think olive oil is recommended whenever anyone is going to toss your salad.

http://www.comicsandmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/Gordon-Ramsay-Angry-Kitchen-CHICKIN-CROSS-THE-ROAD.jpg

I thought you didn't like the butt stuff??

My butt is stamped no entry!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Where you fantasize about being eaten.

Don't all women?

 

[doctor_insanus]

My butt is stamped no entry!

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0184/1960/products/Oh_Phooey.jpg?v=1366746570

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://memestorage.com/_nw/12/40547227.jpg

 

[ElijaRDC]

Don't all women?

Yes, I suppose... but being chewed? Not so much...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes, I suppose... but being chewed? Not so much...

No, that doesn't sound like fun.