The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[yossi]

https://freedomshammer.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/spanking-machine-robospanker_promo_pics_2.jpg?w=1000

I like the feel of a human touch.

 

[spacekowboy]

It's like watching a shit show for Fuck sake.

 

[trysail]

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[doctor_insanus]

I like the feel of a human touch.

That's always better.

So are handprints.

 

[lovetoread]

I LOVE stirrup pants!

NOOOOOO!!

I personally like them, but one feels really old trying to explain how popular they were to your chitlins.

 

[Not Normal]

https://freedomshammer.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/spanking-machine-robospanker_promo_pics_2.jpg?w=1000

Why would I want a machine to have all the fun?

 

[yossi]

That's always better.

So are handprints.

Amen. And crop marks.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Do stirrup pants make people easier to ride?

 

[Lyricalli]

No, I don't believe you, and I think you're a fucking coward.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Amen. And crop marks.

Yum.

And if I'm spending money on a machine, it's gonna be the sybian.

 

[Lyricalli]

LTR, I love your av. It's like everyone of your posts comes with it's own cheerleader.

No matter what you've said, I feel like it ends with an exclamation mark and pom poms.

 

[doctor_insanus]

The little lizards scurrying down the walkway as I take out the garbage are adorable.

It's like I'm getting an escort to the curb.

 

[lovetoread]

LTR, I love your av. It's like everyone of your posts comes with it's own cheerleader.

No matter what you've said, I feel like it ends with an exclamation mark and pom poms.

Hah, I laughed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Des have you had any of this range?

www.grannyssecret.co.uk

I just had the Sour Cherry Preserve in rice pudding. Fuck me it's good. Makes your ears laugh.

 

[yossi]

Yum.

And if I'm spending money on a machine, it's gonna be the sybian.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's the kind of machinery I can get behind....on. Get on.

 

[bluebell]

I personally like them, but one feels really old trying to explain how popular they were to your chitlins.

I always loved them. Now I feel like they should make long underwear in stirrup pant style, it just makes good sense and no one does it (that I can find). Granted, I haven't looked very earnestly, but you know- the idea is out there.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's the kind of machinery I can get behind....on. Get on.

Kind of surprising Kitchen Aid doesn't have a stand mixer Sybian attachment. Quite honestly, I'm more than a little appalled at their lack of customer attention in that area.

 

[Wings]

My rental car is a Town and Country minivan. Fuck a duck.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I love hard. Once I love you, I love you. It's nothing you can do that will make me not love you anymore. Once you in my heart, you're going to stay there. You can shoot at me, try to kill me or whatever, I'm still going to love you. I might not fuck with you anymore, but the love will always be there.

Still love you brah, but I'm really not fucking with you anymore. That's just that. Once you cross that line, you gotta stay there.

Just Venting.

 

[yossi]

I always loved them. Now I feel like they should make long underwear in stirrup pant style, it just makes good sense and no one does it (that I can find). Granted, I haven't looked very earnestly, but you know- the idea is out there.


Kind of surprising Kitchen Aid doesn't have a stand mixer Sybian attachment. Quite honestly, I'm more than a little appalled at their lack of customer attention in that area.

I'm gong to write a strongly worded letter to the customer service department.

 

[bluebell]

I'm gong to write a strongly worded letter to the customer service department.

Maybe include pictures or video for extra zing. We could collaborate.

 

[doctor_insanus]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's the kind of machinery I can get behind....on. Get on.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/yes_napoleon_dynamite.gif

*grabs remote*

 

[Disgustipated]

My rental car is a Town and Country minivan. Fuck a duck.

Lots of fucks can be given in one. Or lots of smelly kids from soccer practice

 

[Que]

I love hard. Once I love you, I love you. It's nothing you can do that will make me not love you anymore. Once you in my heart, you're going to stay there. You can shoot at me, try to kill me or whatever, I'm still going to love you. I might not fuck with you anymore, but the love will always be there.

Still love you brah, but I'm really not fucking with you anymore. That's just that. Once you cross that line, you gotta stay there.

Just Venting.

Brah, chill. Ain't gotta be like that. Not a hard line. It just be d2 to d4, dig?

I'll quit using the Queen's gambit open. I'll switch it up to something else. Come on back to the chessboard we'll work this out.

 

[lovetoread]

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[Lorilei]

I require a mountain weekend.