The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[spacekowboy]

That happened to me years ago but it was a pear drop. I really thought I was gonna choke to death.

Yeah me too. That was fucking scary.

 

[Que]

Yeah it was super hot so I tried to power it down my gullet but it got lodged sideways.


That will wake you the Fuck up, lemme tell ya.

I do that too, whether we are talking caliente or calor. The idea is to make it quit burning my mouth. Why I always decide to burn the crap out of my esophagus as opposed to simply spitting it out is beyond me.

When talking caliente it is especially foolish. If you mouth didn't enjoy that jalapeño, your ass isn't going to be to happy about it tomorrow.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I do that too, whether we are talking caliente or calor. The idea is to make it quit burning my mouth. Why I always decide to burn the crap out of my esophagus as opposed to simply spitting it out is beyond me.

When talking caliente it is especially foolish. If you mouth didn't enjoy that jalapeño, your ass isn't going to be to happy about it tomorrow.

Ring of fire indeed.

 

[Que]

It's That Time Again.
Stock Up On Deadly Aussie Spider Venom


Deadly spiders wanted!

NPR's Rachel Martin speaks with Mike Drinkwater of the Australian Reptile Park about their appeal to volunteers to help catch the deadly Funnel Web spider.

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We have some kind of funnel spider in the desert here. As far as I knew they weren't poisonous. Maybe I should add them to the list of things that want to kill me hereabouts?

I got stung by a scorpion fairly recently, it hurt less than I expected and I suffered no ill effects. He died, which, in hindsight, may have been disproportionately putative.

 

[spacekowboy]

I do that too, whether we are talking caliente or calor. The idea is to make it quit burning my mouth. Why I always decide to burn the crap out of my esophagus as opposed to simply spitting it out is beyond me.

When talking caliente it is especially foolish. If you mouth didn't enjoy that jalapeño, your ass isn't going to be to happy about it tomorrow.

I have learnt my lesson. Everything gets spat out from here on out.

 

[Que]

This weekend was ass.

Fuck you been?

You be gone since Friday afternoon.

Also, you need to get chess installed. I am spending way to much time arguing on Lit.

 

[Que]

I have learnt my lesson. Everything gets spat out from here on out.

Well, unless you catch the ghey sometime in the future. They may have some sort of protocol or etiquette involved there. I assume there is a guidebook available. They seem very organized.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It appears some of us need this info:


Heimlich maneuver on self


If you are choking on something, you can perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself:

Make a fist. Place the thumb below your rib cage and above your navel.
Grasp your fist with your other hand. Press it into the area with a quick upward movement.

You can also lean over a table edge, chair, or railing. Quickly thrust your upper belly area (upper abdomen) against the edge.

If you need to, you should repeat this motion until the object blocking the airway comes out.


https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001983.htm

 

[smoothg103rd]

Fuck you been?

You be gone since Friday afternoon.

Also, you need to get chess installed. I am spending way to much time arguing on Lit.

I woke up Friday and finally went to sleep 4am this morning. Woke up at 9am to my son jumping on my face. He left and now I can't go back to sleep. I been at my cousin house since Friday. Getting high and bullshitin.

I got a new phone haven't tried to install the app. Same app? Or did you find a different one?

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/bThfZ8L.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

What happened to the face av?? It isn't Halloween yet .

 

[spacekowboy]

It appears some of us need this info:


Heimlich maneuver on self


If you are choking on something, you can perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself:

Make a fist. Place the thumb below your rib cage and above your navel.
Grasp your fist with your other hand. Press it into the area with a quick upward movement.

You can also lean over a table edge, chair, or railing. Quickly thrust your upper belly area (upper abdomen) against the edge.

If you need to, you should repeat this motion until the object blocking the airway comes out.


https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001983.htm

I nearly did this on myself. I was getting I little bit of airflow around the blockage.once my lungs were full I forced as much air from as I could and out it came. My next step was the self Heimlich

 

[yossi]

This is my ghost face!

Just felt a bit exposed, I don't keep face pics up for long.

 

[pointless]

This is my ghost face!

Just felt a bit exposed, I don't keep face pics up for long.

you best stay away from the wu tang clan if you know what's good for you.

 

[smoothg103rd]

This is my ghost face!

Just felt a bit exposed, I don't keep face pics up for long.

It was something beautiful to look at. If I haven't told you already.

 

[yossi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnOZea4Zgbc

 

[pointless]

censored? what the fuck, vevo?

 

[yossi]

censored? what the f', vevo?

FYP. Vevo approved.

 

[yossi]

It was something beautiful to look at. If I haven't told you already.

Thank you.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cunt cheese.



Jesus, that's worse than the doctor's new av.

http://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/2014/09/18/877/n/1922283/b621187dfb98d27b_13493711444638qEFKz.xxxlarge/i/Bedfellows-2008.gif

He's got some deliciously creepy ones this week hasn't he. The Bodysnatchers one makes me feel violated.

I've got a pod for you, baybee.

This is my ghost face!

Just felt a bit exposed, I don't keep face pics up for long.

 

[pointless]

FYP. Vevo approved.

damn you!

 

[SweetCupcake]

Fuck you been?

You be gone since Friday afternoon.

Also, you need to get chess installed. I am spending way to much time arguing on Lit.

This made me laugh. You can be really cute.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I had a visitor yesterday in my bathroom. I'm glad I looked before I sat down, as a spider was waiting for me on my toilet seat.

Now, that's kinky.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now, that's kinky.

Where's your av from? It's horrific.

 

[yossi]

Now that's a beautiful face.