The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[IrezumiKiss]

I have a stack of ironing. Fucking HATE ironing.

People still iron?

Lady Fata likes her denims impeccably creased.

https://www.rainbowsendtack.com/product%20images/Western%20Jeans%20Page%203/J23.JPG

 

[Que]

I admit I rarely actually read directions. I like to pretend I can guess them.

I know for a fact that I have read the directions on the microwave popcorn 'this side down' literally hundreds of times.

I just realized I remove the overwrap, look at that note and always put it that side up. How?

 

[Adre]

I had a visitor yesterday in my bathroom. I'm glad I looked before I sat down, as a spider was waiting for me on my toilet seat.

Can't blame him, he just wanted to be near that ass.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I don't know why I take cold medicine. I just wide up not sleeping and feeling dehydrated when I do.

 

[lovetoread]

This Blurt Thread People or Blurt Clique stuff annoys me. Blurt is a catch all thread for general convo when you don't want to start a thread, as well as blurts. We all come in here. Well nearly all. Folks are obsessed with cliques. I think I will start a clique with Doctor Cuntface. Where is he?

There has been no clique since early 2003.

These precious snowflakes would have not made it past a day if it were the same now.

However, that one who thinks they can change the roolz so that we cant use the blurt thread to up our post count is quite funny.

I cant wait until another 14 years go by so I can double mine.

 

[Disgustipated]

I don't remember paying too much attention to Demi Lavato until this morning. Goddamn that chica is sexy as fuck and can entertain & sing her ass off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8-XDHC8qWc

SNL last night. Not the best recording.

 

[lovetoread]

Demi was awesome while she was on disney.

It wasnt fair that they kicked her off for getting addicted to drugs.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Camp Rock!

 

[Que]

I don't know why I take cold medicine. I just wide up not sleeping and feeling dehydrated when I do.

That's a funny typo. If you read it out loud it sounds like your nose is stuffed up.

 

[Disgustipated]

Demi was awesome while she was on disney.

It wasnt fair that they kicked her off for getting addicted to drugs.

See? I had no idea she was on Disney. I still like her, I don't judge.

 

[lovetoread]

See? I had no idea she was on Disney. I still like her, I don't judge.

I have always liked her

this song is my fav and its currently playing on the ipod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25IBwGIyRc

 

[Aglaopheme]

That's a funny typo. If you read it out loud it sounds like your nose is stuffed up.

Ha! You should hear my actual attempts at speech right now. My poor, two thumb typing on my phone can't even to do it justice.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't know why I take cold medicine. I just wide up not sleeping and feeling dehydrated when I do.

If that's the end result, you might as well just drink straight-up booze.

Some of it tastes like cold medicine to begin with!

http://media.giphy.com/media/1Vew04izOWqxG/giphy.gif

 

[cleaver]

they were tired, she thought
though they were still not quite contained in the stillness.

she would need for them to be focused
if ever it was to happen...

morris paced wearily at the window;
peeking through the breeze-riffled sheers
at the beach and town below...
nursing a half filled beer bottle
for an hour now...
never to his lips - just hand to hand...
security, perhaps?
of known things
solid things

she sighed
which didn't turn him
and ruffled the mass of sheets around her
which did.

how much more beautiful
he wondered
would she have been
at 18?
at 26?
at 30?
for now,
she was the most wonderful creature he had ever possessed;
and the whirl of what that meant...
of the consequence
of being taken by her
as his
had left him far from still.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

 

[cleaver]

Demi was awesome while she was on disney.

It wasnt fair that they kicked her off for getting addicted to drugs.

it was far more than that

 

[Aglaopheme]

If that's the end result, you might as well just drink straight-up booze.

Some of it tastes like cold medicine to begin with!

http://media.giphy.com/media/1Vew04izOWqxG/giphy.gif

Well, I did have some whiskey in my tea last night while watching the game. Shhhhhhh

 

[Que]

Sounds like he ran into one too many padded bras....

 

[yossi]

Sleeping in.

 

[Que]

Sleeping in.

You are sleeping in a padded bra? I wouldn't think you would need one...

Also, unless you a somnambulistically posting, you are doing the sleeping part wrong.

 

[yossi]

I haven't been wearing a bra hardly at all the past few months. That's been nice.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm envious. I detest wearing a bra, but do not like how my clothes fit when I don't. Plus, THO is a big issue for me.

 

[yossi]

I'm envious. I detest wearing a bra, but do not like how my clothes fit when I don't. Plus, THO is a big issue for me.

I've been wearing a lot of camis with the "built in bra." It's not exactly the same, but I had run out of fucks to give about it. Now that it's cold, I'll probably start up again, because layering is important.

 

[spacekowboy]

I need me some sleeping in.

With a friend.

 

[pointless]

i'm just going to assume that tho stands for terribly hot owls because it amuses me to do so.