The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[1HF]

You need to get laid.

Truest statement ever made.

or get a better shampoo.

It's not growing hair for fucks sake.

 

[neci]

Cock. Sweet dreams.

 

[pointless]

Truest statement ever made.


It's not growing hair for fucks sake.

i was just talking from experience. most of my grownup zits appear on my forehead and i'm convinced it's from my shampoo or conditioner clogging shit up. i have nothing to back this up, but i'm sticking with it, damnit.

 

[thør]

i was just talking from experience. most of my grownup zits appear on my forehead and i'm convinced it's from my shampoo or conditioner clogging shit up. i have nothing to back this up, but i'm sticking with it, damnit.

use Dr Bronners!

 

[Bacigalupo]

Jupiter Ascending: Mila Kunis Falls A Lot

 

[pointless]

use Dr Bronners!

maybe when i run out of suave. it's cheap, but it works.

 

[thør]

maybe when i run out of suave. it's cheap, but it works.

Green or yellow suave?

The green shit bothers my nose.

 

[pointless]

the first one minus the second.

 

[thør]

the first one minus the second.

Never knew about blue.

 

[pointless]

daily clarifying.

whatever that means. i bought it because it didn't smell bad.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Shouldn't I be too old for tits?

#RuinAPostByChangingOneWord

Cock. Sweet creams.

#BetterAPostByChangingOneWord

 

[pointless]

Jupiter Ascending: Mila Kunis Falls A Lot

she really needs to do more movies where she's either giving or receiving oral sex from another lady person. two just isn't enough. also, it's what she's best at.

 

[1HF]

i was just talking from experience. most of my grownup zits appear on my forehead and i'm convinced it's from my shampoo or conditioner clogging shit up. i have nothing to back this up, but i'm sticking with it, damnit.

I've always figured that's from sweating.
I only get zits when it's period time, so that's most likely what it is.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/93dc7502239c14203eaf47a47961cff5/tumblr_nvajv9zr6W1t0githo1_540.jpg

 

[Bacigalupo]

she really needs to do more movies where she's either giving or receiving oral sex from another lady person. two just isn't enough. also, it's what she's best at.

As much as I enjoy watching women go down shafts, it got a little ridiculous.

 

[Que]

Bought some unsweetened applesauce. Fixed it with several spoonfuls of sugar.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Love working on my day off. Again.

I am a model employee. If they could just get the fire alarm to shut off. It's affecting my hangover.

 

[Que]

I am curious as to when I became one of the "Blurt Thread People." I kind of need to know so I can put in the paperwork for the service pin.

 

[butters]

tbbt - the cruciferous vegetable amplification episode

sheldon as the virtual presence *proper lols*

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am curious as to when I became one of the "Blurt Thread People." I kind of need to know so I can put in the paperwork for the service pin.

This Blurt Thread People or Blurt Clique stuff annoys me. Blurt is a catch all thread for general convo when you don't want to start a thread, as well as blurts. We all come in here. Well nearly all. Folks are obsessed with cliques. I think I will start a clique with Doctor Cuntface. Where is he?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Proper Blurt

I have a stack of ironing. Fucking HATE ironing.

 

[Jennifer]

I had a visitor yesterday in my bathroom. I'm glad I looked before I sat down, as a spider was waiting for me on my toilet seat.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

People still iron?

 

[DesEsseintes]

People still iron?

It's Fata's way of mortifying the flesh after one too many Fat Rascals.

 

[Que]

This Blurt Thread People or Blurt Clique stuff annoys me. Blurt is a catch all thread for general convo when you don't want to start a thread, as well as blurts. We all come in here. Well nearly all. Folks are obsessed with cliques. I think I will start a clique with Doctor Cuntface. Where is he?

Because of the longevity of associations here it might look a little insular. Lots of inside references such as cheese and spiders. Or was it cheesy spiders?

I thought it hilarious that the noob the other day started a thread about his postings being ignored after he posted this and that in the i s o l a t e d blurt thread.

Given that I am incapable of blurting less than a full paragraph, I should probably abstain.