Describe your perfect sexual encounter ...

[BucksMaster]

... in three paragraphs,no more than 100 words in each,please

1)A description of your sexual Partner(S)


2) The Setting for the encounter


3) The Sex

 

[Que]

... in three paragraphs,no more than 100 words in each,please

1)A description of your sexual Partner(S)


2) The Setting for the encounter


3) The Sex

I would accommodate you but I cannot imagine an illuminating post with a limitation of 300 words. I have things to say.

 

[lovetoread]

... in three paragraphs,no more than 100 words in each,please

1)A description of your sexual Partner(S)


2) The Setting for the encounter


3) The Sex

Whats this thing called sex?

Were we told there would be an exam on it? Cause I did not study.

 

[Saint Peter]

... in three paragraphs,no more than 100 words in each,please

1)A description of your sexual Partner(S)

You.

2) The Setting for the encounter

This thread.

3) The Sex

We are going to hold you down and fuck you up the butthole.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

paragraph schmaragraph

1)A description of your sexual Partner(S)

I have a few people in mind, but one of them is definitely preferred for the perfect encounter. Perfect is totally subjective, btw.


2) The Setting for the encounter

Anywhere with privacy.


3) The Sex

We'd have all the sex.

 

[Debbie]

... in three paragraphs,no more than 100 words in each,please

1)A description of your sexual Partner(S)


2) The Setting for the encounter


3) The Sex

1 Alive - must have pulse. Even if it's just a thready one. 'Cos I dont want to expend all my energy by giving them cpr when all I want to do is ride them like a horny bull getting it on with a wide round fence post.

2 Perhaps a large walk in freezer like in a meat work factory or a serial killers basement slaughter room? That way we could hang out, have a few cold beers, chillax and get our freak on to keep us from getting hypothermia

3. The sex? I'd start with a groin leg hump at first. I'd be a bit dry but I reckon a frosticle off the side of the walk in freezer could get me in the mood even though I'm a bit of a frigid bitch. I'd whisper a few dirty words like stinky rugby sox are dirty, used tissues are dirty. Then Id see if he has popped a pup tent and ride that sucker from here to eternity.

THE END

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ElizabethWest]

I would accommodate you but I cannot imagine an illuminating post with a limitation of 300 words. I have things to say.

Yes, and your verbosity is appreciated.

 

[Debbie]

BucksMaster, environment here is very different from 'at home' on bdsm board....if this is not to your taste, don't forget other boards

Hi. How's it going? Welcome.

The gb can be a bit like carpet burn on your nether regions from getting too frisky after many many many dirty martinis. A pia (pain in the ass) but memorable.

 

[lovetoread]

Hi. How's it going? Welcome.

The gb can be a bit like carpet burn on your nether regions from getting too frisky after many many many dirty martinis. A pia (pain in the ass) but memorable.

Ah another one who thinks we are meanies?

 

[1HF]

1. Me, myself and I
2. Wherever
3. An unsatisfactory wank that ends in shame and tears.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Debbie]

Hi. .

I am here most days recently.



I like it,I think, ....but i just don't understand it.......

That's ok, its not requisite viewing and I can go if I don't.

Please don't judge BucksMaster on me pointing out this is a different environment, he might well be aware of that already .

Elle

Many have tried to understand and I fear those who have are now feral and lost souls who have stumbled away and fallen into the soft pillowy caring is sharing playground and the best they can manage is I you snuggles nose kisses

But if you keep your sense of humour handy it can also be a crazy wild ride

 

[phrodeau]

How fair you are, my love! How very fair!
Your eyes are doves behind your veil.
Your hair is like a flock of goats, streaming down the hills of Gilead.
Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes that have come up from the washing, all of which bear twins, and not one among them has lost its young.
Your lips are like a scarlet thread, and your mouth is lovely.
Your cheeks are halves of a pomegranate behind your veil.
Your neck is like the tower of David, built in rows of stone; on it hang a thousand shields, all of them shields of mighty men.
Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that feed among the lilies.
Until the day breathes and the shadows flee, I will go away to the mountain of myrrh and the hill of frankincense.
You are altogether fair, my love; there is no flaw in you.
Come with me from Lebanon, my bride; come with me from Lebanon.
Depart from the peak of Amana, from the peak of Senir and Hermon,
from the dens of lions, from the mountains of leopards.
You have ravished my heart, my sister, my bride; you have ravished my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace.
How fair is your love, my sister, my bride! How much better than wine is your love, and the fragrance of your oils than any spice!
Your lips drip honey, my bride; honey and milk are under your tongue; and the fragrance of your garments is like the scent of Lebanon.
A garden locked is my sister, my bride, a fountain sealed.
Your plants are an orchard of pomegranates with all choicest fruits, henna with nard, nard and saffron, calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense, myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices— a garden fountain, a well of living water, and flowing streams from Lebanon.

 

[Debbie]

Ah another one who thinks we are meanies?

I try being mean and the newbies think I'm a funny kiwi .

 

[pointless]

a fucking quiz? and in essay form? on saturday morning!? why aren't we murdering this asshole?

 

[lovecraft68]

... in three paragraphs,no more than 100 words in each,please

1)A description of your sexual Partner(S)


2) The Setting for the encounter


3) The Sex

1-Miss Scarlet

2 The Library

3-With a candlestick...

 

[Debbie]

Gb 101 the new, more gentle approach to slow roasting unsuspecting newbies to the gb. Saint Peter is in charge of the pointy skewer sticks if needed.

 

[pointless]

if needed? how else are we going to impale the fucker? he must be made an example to stop this from happening again.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

1. It varies.
2. It varies.
3. It varies.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Many have tried to understand and I fear those who have are now feral and lost souls who have stumbled away and fallen into the soft pillowy caring is sharing playground and the best they can manage is I you snuggles nose kisses

But if you keep your sense of humour handy it can also be a crazy wild ride

Arent Kiwis the shits who forced Marines to load and unload ships before they saved your asses?

I read about you guys. Back when the Japs were on the way to town you guys had no troops and went on strike, refusing to load/unload ships for your saviors.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil.

 

[Debbie]

Arent Kiwis the shits who forced Marines to load and unload ships before they saved your asses?

I read about you guys. Back when the Japs were on the way to town you guys had no troops and went on strike, refusing to load/unload ships for your saviors.

Do you have the right country?

It is confusing for those not being from down under and all that but I live in Middle Earth.

 

[pointless]

Evil, ornorey, scanelous and evil.

you need more caffeine. it's okay. it happens to us all.

 

[Aglaopheme]

you need more caffeine. it's okay. it happens to us all.

Truer words were never written.