The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Noor]

I wonder how many first meetings of online relationships go like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aAl92_VDE

That is why you should always bring your mommy

 

[Noor]

Some times are harder than others on some Lit threads, but I really try to stick with "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything."

 

[neci]

i needed to work that out on paper.

it's ugly as fuck, but direction is mine.

 

[lovetoread]

My head hurts bad. Cant even sleep it off.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sleep is for pussies.

 

[yossi]

I need to get in the shower.

I dreamed I went adventuring with the dog last night. It was pretty cool.

 

[Saint Peter]

Showers are for pussies.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I had a bad dream last night.

 

[yossi]

Showers are for pussies.

Yes, and this pussy needs one.

I had a bad dream last night.

Unacceptable! Next time just hop into mine.

 

[Saint Peter]

Coffee is for pussies.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Coffee is for pussies.

Brevity is for pussies.

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[Saint Peter]

Brevity is for pussies.

</Que>

lol!!

 

[Que]

Brevity is for pussies.

</Que>

I got a complement for being tactful and concise yesterday.

Must've been an off day. I gave the poster a thank you for the kind words. The note ran to several paragraphs, of course.

 

[Saint Peter]

fuck outta here

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Unacceptable! Next time just hop into mine.

That sounds perfect.

Coffee is for pussies.

I don't think I can trust you anymore. Who says that? You don't like coffee? This does not compute.

 

[Saint Peter]

That sounds perfect.



I don't think I can trust you anymore. Who says that? You don't like coffee? This does not compute.

I never said I was not a pussy.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I never said I was not a pussy.

Oh! Oh...

 

[lovetoread]

I need someone to take me to the shower and shower me.

It seems like too much work.

 

[Que]

I'm skeptical that rnd.m abrev.tns are the solution (etc.) to my troubles v. a vis brevity.

 

[Saint Peter]

I need someone to take me to the shower and shower me.

It seems like too much work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ec20v7wX8

 

[Debbie]

dear ltr,


Im not breaking the blurtys rules by quoting but just wanted to tell you
I your geeky brain. (sorry that its being a pia)

I have discovered that brain freeze can kill some bad headaches.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ground loop?
Bad wire?
Bad equipment?


Sucks.

 

[Wings]

Hey man, that's a bit harsh ain't it? I mean all I did was change my av for Fuck sake.

I like it the new AV!

 

[lovetoread]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ec20v7wX8

I dont think I am radioactive, but its a possibility.

dear ltr,


Im not breaking the blurtys rules by quoting but just wanted to tell you
I your geeky brain. (sorry that its being a pia)

I have discovered that brain freeze can kill some bad headaches.

I am gonna try to kill it with drugs.

 

[Saint Peter]

I dont think I am radioactive, but its a possibility.

You are. We all are.