The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[CleverCowardice]

I don't know why I do it. I take the time, make the effort to write a thoughtful, sincere and hopefully insightful, eye-opening response only to delete it without posting because what's the fucking point? Engaging internet morons is like trying to discuss Marx's socioeconomic theories with a fucking tree stump.

My time would be better spent writing a haiku on my penis with a Sharpie.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I don't know why I do it. I take the time, make the effort to write a thoughtful, sincere and hopefully insightful, eye-opening response only to delete it without posting because what's the fucking point? Engaging internet morons is like trying to discuss Marx's socioeconomic theories with a fucking tree stump.

My time would be better spent writing a haiku on my penis with a Sharpie.

I mean, I'd look at that. I guess.

 

[doctor_insanus]

My finger was, yes. God. She smelled so good.

http://media.giphy.com/media/13YroVUrUrLCec/giphy.gif

 

[Lyricalli]

see, that's why i like adblocker. youtube don't show me ads for shit.

I usually chromecast them to the TV, so I rarely see more than a second or so of the ads.

Nah. It'll probably show up in your email inbox.

Now, I'm afraid of my email!

It's Friday and I'm in love.

Reading things like this always makes me happy. Love is a many-splendored thing.

 

[Wings]

Having dinner with my mom after a bit of home goods shopping. Love it!

 

[Sunshine]

Having dinner with my mom after a bit of home goods shopping. Love it!

Home goods! Love that place.

 

[Sunshine]

I'm alone tonight. What shall I do? Hmmmm.

 

[Killswitch1]

I mean, I'd look at that. I guess.

You better have extra sox on tonite.

 

[1HF]

Oooo I like that one wings.

I don't feel like cooking, but I must.

I'd rather masturbate until my vag is numb and I pass out from sheer, blissful exhaustion.

 

[spacekowboy]

Who knew V necks would agree with me?

 

[yossi]

Oooo I like that one wings.

I don't feel like cooking, but I must.

I'd rather masturbate until my vag is numb and I pass out from sheer, blissful exhaustion.

Best way to fall to sleep.

 

[lovetoread]

I hate cold weather.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oooo I like that one wings.

I don't feel like cooking, but I must.

I'd rather masturbate until my vag is numb and I pass out from sheer, blissful exhaustion.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lla4etLuMV1qfkaqso1_500.gif

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"Toy Story of Terror"

That is some kind of plot bunny!

(In reality, it will serve as noise in the background...)

 

[thør]

Winter outlook from NOAA

 

[neci]

Winter outlook from NOAA

that means ice storms, hail and spring tornados around here.

 

[Lorilei]

I want a mountain cabin and a beach condo. Is that really so much to ask?

 

[Saint Peter]

Winter outlook from NOAA

We are all going to die, because of Josh...

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"She did not move here, because of Josh..."

(Disney style. WTF ?)

"Only two hours, from the beach."

 

[thør]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/9737_10155084977665131_19040993353421970_n.jpg?oh=9faa84190022cfc1219cd81545a42da2&oe=569462A3

 

[thør]

We are all going to die,

Truth

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

1997 ? The weather was annoying. As usual. It is New England.
Was stuck in an ice storm in NH.
Was impressive. Pretty.
Thank goodness for wood stoves.

 

[Aglaopheme]

We are all going to die

Truth

<----Memento mori

 

[cleaver]

it is
truly fulfilling
to watch her pitiful failure.

keep at the posting here, dear.

and never catch on to the fact that:

no one
really
gives a shit.

 

[1HF]

Best way to fall to sleep.

Doesn't surprise me that you'd agree

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lla4etLuMV1qfkaqso1_500.gif

Thank you