The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[ElasticMermaid]

Well you're hot in my opinion no matter what the temperature. If I was single I'd be chasin you around with more sox, cereal, an electric blanket and a thesaurus.

You are very unpopular so I have to pretend to be unappreciative. ;-)

 

[pointless]

weirdo. and there's insulation in here now. it's much better. it'll still creep down into the fifties overnight if i'm foolish enough to not turn the space heater on when it's 40ish or lower out.

 

[Disgustipated]

This was another cool band.

Wonder if they're still about....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlKmELIhgY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig

I swear you post this shit only to fuck with me. My eyes twitch and my ears start to bleed every time I read how shitty music you like.

 

[Killswitch1]

You are very unpopular so I have to pretend to be unappreciative. ;-)

 

[Conager]

You are very unpopular so I have to pretend to be unappreciative. ;-)

Now there is someone that knows how to step lively in the stockyards. This place does seem to require noticing the lay of the land.

 

[Killswitch1]

I swear you post this shit only to fuck with me. My eyes twitch and my ears start to bleed every time I read how shitty music you like.

I like it and thats all that matters.

 

[Wings]

The chill is only good for sleeping. During awake moments the fireplaces are roaring and some sort of comfy blanket is usually needed.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Now there is someone that knows how to step lively in the stockyards. This place does seem to require noticing the lay of the land.

But by pointing out the social parameters, I set myself outside of them. Like a anthropological hipster.

 

[Noor]

I finally turned the heat on in my new place. Two radiators are cold, my bedroom and the bathroom. I tried bleeding them, one made air sounds for a while, but no water ever spurted out. Hmm...

 

[Conager]

But by pointing out the social parameters, I set myself outside of them. Like a anthropological hipster.

You seemed to get away with pointing that out without disturbing the primates. I forget who distilled the concept but isn't it posited that anything observed is said to be altered by the interaction?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

DO OR DIE, METS!

 

[pointless]

fuck yeah.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

You seemed to get away with pointing that out without disturbing the primates. I forget who distilled the concept but isn't it posited that anything observed is said to be altered by the interaction?

Oh, it's because I have really nice tits. It's like an immunity cloak.

 

[pointless]

i prefer the cloak of mirroring myself.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Oh, it's because I have really nice tits. It's like an immunity cloak.

This, well, it makes sense.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

DASSIT.

SAYONARA, LOS ANGELES.

METS VS. CUBS. TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE.

http://isportsweb.com/wp-content/uploads//2015/08/mets.gif

 

[jezzilee]

It's getting to be that time of year where I can't sleep naked anymore or else I won't leave the bed come morning.

I love your new av.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Is it possible to swing a bat, or catch a ball, while wearing a hockey goalie's padding and head gear ?

*watches sports news* They look as if they are very happy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's gonna be rough on the Mets, though. Game 1 is on Saturday coming off of one day of rest. Cubs will have had half a week. They gotta lock down at least one at home while their blood is still on fire.

 

[snugglestruggle]

What's become of Twinkle? aka Twinkie.

 

[Conager]

Oh, it's because I have really nice tits. It's like an immunity cloak.

You speak the truth.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It's gonna be rough on the Mets, though. Game 1 is on Saturday coming off of one day of rest. Cubs will have had half a week. They gotta lock down at least one at home while their blood is still on fire.

You can have one, then we can win it at home in game 5.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Da Cubs :insert laughing emoji I am still waiting for laurel to add to menu:

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You can have one, then we can win it at home in game 5.

AWAY WITH YOUR BLASPHEMES, MORTAL WOMAN!!!

https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/G9YVyGt9q_1slv7mbgIkQO5eTxU=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2928962/2015-01-13_10_39_03.0.gif

 

[Aglaopheme]

Da Cubs :insert laughing emoji I am still waiting for laurel to add to menu:

You're doing it wrong.....

AWAY WITH YOUR BLASPHEMES, MORTAL WOMAN!!!

https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/G9YVyGt9q_1slv7mbgIkQO5eTxU=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2928962/2015-01-13_10_39_03.0.gif

It's gonna be good.