The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Noor]

This place never changes ...

It feels different to me the last year or so

 

[Fata Morgana]

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Vile bastard.

 

[lovetoread]

manbaby tears are always so delicious.

 

[Saint Peter]

So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you



Recalled products:

· TruCannabis or Colorado Care Facility’s dried medical marijuana with cultivation facility #s of 403-00612 or 403-00149 and harvest dates of 6/2/15 or before (printed on the exit label)
· TruCannabis or Colorado Care Facility’s dried recreational marijuana with cultivation facility #s of 403R-00053 or 403R-00057 and harvest dates of 6/2/15 or before (printed on the exit label)
· Venom Lucinda Jackdaw concentrate; batch # TC0911GH; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Venom Headband Cookies concentrate; batch # CC7896HB; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Venom Tang Goat Diesel concentrate; batch # CC9798LT; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Venom Breakfast Club concentrate; batch # ME2132BC; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· CCC Chemon Dawg concentrate; batch # 1206; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· CCC Lucinda Jackson concentrate; batch #1225; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Lab 710 Sour Grapefruit concentrate; batch # 2.27E+09; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Lab 710 Deathstar Diesel concentrate; batch # 4.01E+09; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Lab 710 303 Chem concentrate; batch # 4.01E+09; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Lab 710 Sour Columbian Gold budder concentrate; batch # 3.20E+09; cultivation facility # 403R-00057
· Lab 710 Confidential WiFi budder concentrate; batch # 3.20E+09; cultivation facility # 403R-00057
· Lab 710 Lucinda Williams shatter concentrate; batch # TRU061703; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Lab 710 Ultra Critical Dawg concentrate; batch # 4.01E+09; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Lab 710 Hulk Love Flash concentrate; batch # 3.13E+09; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Lab 710 Flo Jacks concentrate; batch # 4.01E+09; cultivation facility #403-00612
· Lab 710 Pain Medz concentrate; batch # 3.28E+09; cultivation facility #403R-00053
· Mahatma Shishkaberry 303 concentrate; batch # 0210-51.01; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Mahatma Grape Triangle Kush concentrate; batch # 032815/040415; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Mahatma Golden Starz concentrate; batch # 0409R-51.01; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· Mahatma Dawgs Dream wax concentrate; batch # 616R-33.01; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· White Mousse Sour OG concentrate; batch # BM-0150-8/31/15; cultivation facility # 403-00149
· White Mousse Chemstar concentrate; batch # MM-CSTR1233, 1159; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Top Shelf Berkeley Blend concentrate; batch # T2102015160; cultivation facility # 403R-00057
· Zuni Wellness (The Lab) Chemon G concentrate; batch # 150709TCBR45; cultivation facility # 403R-00053/403R-00057
· Zuni Wellness (The Lab) Stardawg Gold concentrate; batch # 150709TCBR1B; cultivation facility # 403R-00053/403R-00057
· Zuni Wellness (The Lab) Orange Death Ghost concentrate; batch # 150709TCBR2B; cultivation facility # 403R-00053/403R-00057
· Zuni Wellness (The Lab) Golden Goat concentrate; batch # 150709TCBR5S; cultivation facility # 403R-00053/403R-00057
· The Growing Kitchen Ogre 99 shatter concentrate; batch # CC121114OG; cultivation facility # 403R-00057
· The Growing Kitchen Dream Goat concentrate; batch # CC121114DG; cultivation facility # 403R-00057
· THChocolate Blue Dream Flo wax concentrate; batch # 3715R2; cultivation facility # 403R-00057
· THChocolate Blue Star Killer concentrate; batch # 21115M2; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· THChocolate Alien Cheesequake concentrate; batch # 3815R1; cultivation facility # 403R-00057
· Stay Con Stardawg concentrate; batch # MEME070315.01; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· TC Labs Banner Flo Gold concentrate; batch # MHMBAFGSHT1; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· TC Labs Critical Berry concentrate; batch # CC-CRBE1; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· TC Labs Chemstar concentrate; batch # CC-CHEM; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· TC Labs Chemon G concentrate; batch # CC-CHEM1; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· TC Labs Bermuda’s Triangle concentrate; batch # CC-BETRA1; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· The Lab Chemon Diesel concentrate; batch # 150414.MET.R-2S; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· The Lab Phantom Jack concentrate; batch # 150220.MET-1B; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· The Lab Pure Kush Berry concentrate; batch # 150220.MET-2S; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Better Concentrates Skyband OG concentrate; batch # 28; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Better Concentrates Sleep Whip concentrate; batch # 28; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Better Concentrates Dead Crack Dream concentrate; batch # 233; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· Better Concentrates White Trash Bordello concentrate; batch #233; cultivation facility # 403-00612
· CWD Bubble Hash concentrate; batch # H20-91615; cultivation facility # 403R-00053
· TR Scientific Death Head Kush shatter concentrate; batch # 030415-C; cultivation facility # 403R-00053

 

[Wings]

Why??

 

[doctor_insanus]

Vile bastard.

Good afternoon!

 

[Wings]

Some people's ignorance is breathtaking.

 

[trysail]

Sometimes, they should be measured risks.

Calculated risk-taking is critical (though we frequently fool ourselves into believing we truly comprehend the risks— see Nassim Nicholas Taleb's wonderful The Black Swan and Fooled By Randomness).


Posthumous Darwin Awards are the only reward for massive miscalculation or poor analysis.



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[Riles]

Being felt up from behind while standing at the kitchen sink in my 'mom jammies', I thought to myself, "this man might just be perfect....crap, don't try to kiss me yet I haven't brushed my teeth!...he really is fantastic, I hope I don't screw this up....my tits look great when he plumps them up like that, it's obscene and fantastic....nooooo kissing!"

 

[Riles]

Johnsons...johnsons...

Dicks!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I just need coffee. And a nap. And some of what riles is posting about.

 

[Lorilei]

Sometimes it's hard to see something as a learning opportunity when it's such a struggle.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Great googly moogly.

 

[AllyRose]

We belong to the thunder.

 

[phantom4533]

Sweet zucchini relish makes for a good salad dressing.

 

[cleaver]

trans actions

robinson traded the cards in his hand
for a handfull of multi coloured beans
and a mysterious purple sachet that...

was it the bag?

the faint delicious aroma in the trading room was driving him wild.

so much so that...

he could not look into her eyes
for more than a moment or two...

...and her eyes were...
devilishly gorgeous,
and honest...

and would have told of her trickery.

once the simple transaction was consecrated with the proscribed words
she touched his hand with hers
held the touch
and engaged him to really look at her...

and in the moment then, he knew...
he had but a bag
and some beans
and a moment's memory
when he could...
if not charmed
have had the prize.

 

[1HF]

Hope this flu bug passes quickly. So tired.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I feel like shit.

 

[neci]

of course it's behind schedule.

i want my garden back.

 

[Sean]

Oxford City Council are planning to fine homeless people £100 for being homeless. Yeah, I can see that being a huge revenue generator.

 

[neci]

fucking idiots.

 

[Aella_]

Oxford City Council are planning to fine homeless people £100 for being homeless. Yeah, I can see that being a huge revenue generator.

That must be a big blow for you/your pockets

 

[Aella_]

Oxford City Council are planning to fine homeless people £100 for being homeless. Yeah, I can see that being a huge revenue generator.

Ok, I'll say it 1st:
Shut up, Dishrag!

 

[cleaver]

you are wrong

and you were wrong not to take a curious look
when you could

 

[DesEsseintes]

hey, look in the mirror, first.
Ain't you the one that so "Sssubtely" alluded to my lack of sophistication and called me 'no shrimp and pees' etc.?

It's just payback, on my part, for those particular Lit britts who act as if they were superior to some of us.

No acting involved, hashtag. And Brits has one 't' and a capital, since it is a proper noun. What was your first language, again?