Am I the only one. Small one

BobInAustin

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I am 52 year old straight man, tall, blue eyed and brown hair, some say good looking. I have big hands and feet and all the other things that would make a woman think I have a big dick. In reality I have a tiny one. I am not ashamed, i actually like it. I am in a loving relationship where we both enjoy her making fun of my little one.

Anyone like to discuss?

Is it ok to publish a picture or two?

Bob in Austin TX
 
I am 52 year old straight man, tall, blue eyed and brown hair, some say good looking. I have big hands and feet and all the other things that would make a woman think I have a big dick. In reality I have a tiny one. I am not ashamed, i actually like it. I am in a loving relationship where we both enjoy her making fun of my little one.

Anyone like to discuss?

Is it ok to publish a picture or two?

Bob in Austin TX

Hi there, welcome to Lit!

Lit doesn't allow pictures of genitals, per our forum guidelines:

http://www.literotica.com/faq/06025613.shtml#06188484

A clickable link to an outside source (such as tumblr) is fine, however.

Chargergirl, mod of Fet. Central :rose:
 
Funny how people grab on to the notion that big hands and feet equals big dick. I suppose that in most cases we never get to find out. I am a little bit the opposite.
 
I am 52 year old straight man, tall, blue eyed and brown hair, some say good looking. I have big hands and feet and all the other things that would make a woman think I have a big dick. In reality I have a tiny one. I am not ashamed, i actually like it. I am in a loving relationship where we both enjoy her making fun of my little one.

Anyone like to discuss?

Is it ok to publish a picture or two?

Bob in Austin TX

Here are some pics



https://41.media.tumblr.com/922417c926e2c854c5cebb9ffd8dd460/tumblr_nw84bdzhQQ1uj6k5ho1_1280.jpg


https://41.media.tumblr.com/356329f83b2eb447c887bb0f9b189a0a/tumblr_nw84gg9oAB1uj6k5ho1_1280.jpg



https://36.media.tumblr.com/37661424e4104b02f27b9074146a0b32/tumblr_nw84kqApik1uj6k5ho1_1280.jpg
 
I consider myself small, but you have me beat. So long as you and your SO are good with it, however, it's all good.
 
My dick is 3 1/2 inches. If a woman talks to me about it, I'll see what I can do to please her in other ways (more forplay, toys, oral, etc.). If that doesn't work, oh well. Guess she's not compatible with me sexually.
 
so what is considered small? The avg male penis is 5.5 inches right? so below 5.5 inches is considered small?
 
I love it when she teases me about it. I read in a blg a few weeks ago about having the woman ask a sales girl at the pharmacy if they carry condoms for men with small penises. She has agreed to try this as long as it is away from home!
 
I love it when she teases me about it. I read in a blg a few weeks ago about having the woman ask a sales girl at the pharmacy if they carry condoms for men with small penises. She has agreed to try this as long as it is away from home!

As a pharmacist, I can tell you that we get much more interesting stories than just a woman asking for condoms that fit small dicks. I'm pretty sure the girl who was crying and asking me what she can do for a huge boil in between her buttcheeks beats that. Or the people who show their genitals. Or the guy that stalked me, gave me love letters, and I had to call the cops.

My friend just started as a pharmacist for Walgreens and a guy slit his wrist in the lobby. Then she found a heroin needle a few days later.

Sooooo yeah... Small cock questions is nothing for pharmacy.
 
It doesn't matter the size. It's what you do with it that counts.

Some of my best lovers have been guys with below average cocks.
 
No, you're not the only one. I dated a man one time. 6'7, 200 lbs, 4 inches. Best guy I've ever had sex with to date. It really proved that it's about the motion of the ocean. I would be more than happy to be with him for the rest of my life. He moved and I probably see him twice a year and I get so excited. Unfortunately, he enjoys the bachelor life more. But man... I almost wonder if I prefer it as well. Easier to suck and play with, he could fuck my face so much easier, anal was actually more pleasurable, easier to hold in my hands, and it's so awesome to watch him get hard because it seems like it grows so much. Maybe not, but certainly more visible. So hot. Besides, you can't help what you have.
 
so what is considered small? The avg male penis is 5.5 inches right? so below 5.5 inches is considered small?

Depends... I would say anything under 5" is small? Anything under 4" is very small. And a micro penis by definition is 2.75 or less. I fall in between those 2. But remember its not all about length. It is girth too and most important volume.

The best surveys have come from them as people tend to not lie. Durex did one that was disguised as a condom fitting guide. Men were instructed how to measure to get the correct fit and then submit the data. They knew men would be truthful and not exaggerate one way or the other. For USA and Western Europe (all races) they claimed that the average was 6.25" for all races.


In this survey I am in the bottom 4 percentile of adult males. I am 43% shorter but 66% smaller by volume.


Again, I am not ashamed of my dick. I enjoy it, i have had 55 years to adjust. I do like to hear opinions. Most women are kind. Like they are sad for me. When they see it they almost all say it's cute.

I have gotten a few PMs but would rather talk out here in daylight. I was asked for erect pics, i will add those to tumblr.
 
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laughing at it

I think the part I find sexy is that your wife kids you about it. that is a bit humiliating but for me that would get me even more horny...
 
As a pharmacist, I can tell you that we get much more interesting stories than just a woman asking for condoms that fit small dicks. I'm pretty sure the girl who was crying and asking me what she can do for a huge boil in between her buttcheeks beats that. Or the people who show their genitals. Or the guy that stalked me, gave me love letters, and I had to call the cops.

My friend just started as a pharmacist for Walgreens and a guy slit his wrist in the lobby. Then she found a heroin needle a few days later.

Sooooo yeah... Small cock questions is nothing for pharmacy.

Thanks. I was not suggesting theta asking for small condoms was earth shattering or code red
 
I think the part I find sexy is that your wife kids you about it. that is a bit humiliating but for me that would get me even more horny...

Oh man, it is instant stiffy when she teases me. She has 3 sisters and I have asked her to out me to them. I think that would be freaking awesome. My hope is sometime when she is tipsy she will spill the beans to them
 
outing you

that would be the ultimate turnon is to have one of her sisters call you shorty in passing and then hear a giggle... so hot
 
that would be the ultimate turnon is to have one of her sisters call you shorty in passing and then hear a giggle... so hot

My wife is one of those women who think middle age men who buy Corvettes have little dicks. So as often as possible I will bring up a buddy of mine who is corvette driver when we are with other women. This sets my wife off explaining her theory and I love to watch the reactions of the other women. The best one was a good friend who busted out laughing and said her sister's ex had two vettes and come to think of it a tiny dick. She made the classic finger sign and we all laughed.

So yes, knowing my sister in laws knew would be so hot. If they did not know i knew it would be even better. That way I could make a lot of references about men who compensate or best of all, in my industry there is a common phrase "big dick contest". That should get smirks.


The amazing thing is that women seem to universally think little dicks are funny as long as it is anonymous or an inside joke.
 
little one

does your wife ever suggest that she deserves a bigger one just to get a reaction?
 
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