The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[spacekowboy]

Right now, baseball does not slow me down in the least.

I'll slow you down....vintage tee and pajama pants.

Depending on the t shirt that could be just as hot, but that's just me.

 

[thør]

Right now, baseball does not slow me down in the least.

I'll slow you down....vintage tee and pajama pants.

What kinda vintage t?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Depending on the t shirt that could be just as hot, but that's just me.

Lucky Charms.

 

[thør]

Lucky Charms.

:chuckle:

 

[spacekowboy]

Lucky Charms.

Yep, that could get someone done did.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I could stand to be done did. Unfortunately, instead of my fella, I have a sick munchkin curled up next to me.

 

[Noor]

Frozen feet, can't wait for my slippers to arrive or to find my wool socks.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61057708.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61057708.jpg

Make sure you kill them after.

I dreamt Simon Cowell was in my coal shed last night. There are big spiders in there.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/qXVmSubl.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

Arragh, Fata...

News from the home place...

http://www.irishexaminer.com/irelan...-buttevant-date-to-medieval-times-359157.html

 

[Fata Morgana]

News from the home place...

http://www.irishexaminer.com/irelan...-buttevant-date-to-medieval-times-359157.html

Ooh mum will love this.

 

[Lorilei]

Love this.

 

[pointless]

the best thing i've seen here this morning is video of a bird hopping on a paper towel. step it up, people. don't make me masturbate.

 

[yossi]

If you do, post a video!

 

[pointless]

man, no one wants to see that. everyone knows only girls look pretty when they're masturbating. boys only look pretty when they're getting ass rammed. science, bitches.

 

[juttjaw]

the best thing i've seen here this morning is video of a bird hopping on a paper towel. step it up, people. don't make me masturbate.

Dude, because of that paper towel video, I spent almost an hour watching birds.

I have some very interesting facts about birds... I don't want to share them!

but I have them if I need to recall...

 

[Conager]

the best thing i've seen here this morning is video of a bird hopping on a paper towel. step it up, people. don't make me masturbate.

If you do, post a video!

Ooh mum will love this.

Ruin a post by quoting out of context.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ruin a post by quoting out of context.

Hahaha.

 

[pointless]

how did that ruin it? it's not like her mother has never watched me masturbate before.

 

[thør]

The fucking news

 

[Fata Morgana]

how did that ruin it? it's not like her mother has never watched me masturbate before.

She likes it when you drink the green milk at the same time.

 

[pointless]

hey, she paid her ten quid just like everyone else. who am i to judge?

 

[thør]

hey, she paid her ten quid just like everyone else. who am i to judge?

10 quid?

Girls used to just be happy to get a warm meal.