The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[MonaLittle]

I'm stuck with Neci. And, I kind of like it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm stuck in Neci. And, I kind of like it.

#BetterAPostBySwitchingPrepositions

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I had a dream that I randomly started growing obscene amounts of chest hair. At first I was appalled, then I found it funny and started shaving weird designs in it.

I missed the "I had a dream..." portion of this statement. And was impressed by how causal you were about this.

 

[Wings]

What a weird day. Oddness.

 

[MonaLittle]

#BetterAPostBySwitchingPrepositions

filthy pervert

 

[MonaLittle]

What a weird day. Oddness.

because I'm here posting?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I had a dream that I randomly started growing obscene amounts of chest hair. At first I was appalled, then I found it funny and started shaving weird designs in it.

Also a dream about pmann.

 

[1HF]

I missed the "I had a dream..." portion of this statement. And was impressed by how causal you were about this.

I would probably find it amusing and then find out if I could get it removed through lazers or something.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I would probably find it amusing and then find out if I could get it removed through lazers or something.

You can't wax it. Well, you can. But it hurts like a motherfucker. And you'll cry. TRUST ME.

 

[Wings]

because I'm here posting?

Hardly, you're a gorgeous breath of fresh air around here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ignore doesn't actually serve it's purpose if you keep telling the person you are ignoring that you are ignoring them. The opposite of ignore. Never got why posters do that cut & paste ignore thingy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I said ignore too much. Ignore me.

 

[Wings]

Is Fata posting? I can't see her twittering because I have her on ignore.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hardly, you're a gorgeous breath of fresh air around here.

Mona? She's a vicious troll.

 

[yossi]

Feels weird in here. Has Mona been posting?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ignore doesn't actually serve it's purpose if you keep telling the person you are ignoring that you are ignoring them. The opposite of ignore. Never got why posters do that cut & paste ignore thingy.

It's the Internet equivalent of "I know you are but what am I".

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is Fata posting? I can't see her twittering because I have her on ignore.

You can't run from me.

You'll wake up in the night and I'll be stood at the end of your bed in a hockey mask grating a block of mature cheddar.

 

[AllyRose]

http://www.halloweenforum.com/attachments/halloween-costume-ideas/16345d1304866828-female-werewolf-need-help-halloween-lycan-female2.jpg

#Chesthair

 

[Fata Morgana]

Feels weird in here. Has Mona been posting?

Yes. I've reported 14 of her more threatening posts. I feel distressed and vulnerable. I need some comfort so I'm going to ask Doc Cuntface to give me a good fingering to calm me down.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You can't run from me.

You'll wake up in the night and I'll be stood at the end of your bed in a hockey mask grating a block of mature cheddar.

This is the most strangely erotic threat I've ever read.

 

[Fuckette]

Thanks, Diane.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Ignore doesn't actually serve it's purpose if you keep telling the person you are ignoring that you are ignoring them. The opposite of ignore. Never got why posters do that cut & paste ignore thingy.

Think it's maybe to increase post count and get to elite status?

 

[yossi]

Yes. I've reported 14 of her more threatening posts. I feel distressed and vulnerable. I need some comfort so I'm going to ask Doc Cuntface to give me a good fingering to calm me down.

Be careful. I hear he has spiders for fingers.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Be careful. I hear he has spiders for fingers.

I shall smash them all with a hammer and he'll have to go down on me then.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is the most strangely erotic threat I've ever read.

Yeah. I'm gonna win Wings back with cheese.