The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[pointless]

i still love the bane voice. it's just wonderfully silly.

 

[1HF]

I don't know why I even bother still trying with you some days.

 

[ryan8558]

i still love the bane voice. it's just wonderfully silly.

I believe that was Sean Connery.

 

[Disgustipated]

I believe that was Sean Connery.

No, I'm pretty sure it was Bane.

 

[pointless]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgT1gtdC-PE

what's not to love?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I don't know why I even bother still trying with you some days.

Because I do make tremendously nice florentines, after all?

 

[Lorilei]

Why are you bumping that twat's old threads?

 

[ryan8558]

No, I'm pretty sure it was Bane.

I should never believe everything I read on the internet.

 

[MonaLittle]

My mind thinks this is Monday. This is having a powerful influence over my attitude today.

 

[thør]

My mind thinks this is Monday. This is having a powerful influence over my attitude today.

Then, you had a 3 day weekend?

 

[1HF]

Because I do make tremendously nice florentines, after all?

What are those??

 

[Lancecastor]

Try BBQ-ing your turkey this year.

I put fresh Gravenstein apple chunks inside the 15 lb bird and added lots of hickory chips to the charcoal.

Sear the bird over the hot coals, then cook with the lid almost fully closed.

Total cooking time, 1 hour, 20 minutes.

Results: declicious!

 

[trysail]

I'm gonna put that on match.com. Knowing my luck I'd be paired up with Phil!

I do believe I'd actually pay to watch that meet-up.


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[Lord Pmann]

I got married in May.

Well damn. Where the hell have I been?

 

[Wings]

Well damn. Where the hell have I been?

I even had my big ass in my wedding dress as an AV for a bit! Geesh. Keep up!

 

[neci]

Well damn. Where the hell have I been?

you were in my dream last night. it was weird.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What are those??

Taste bud orgasms.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Jude The Obscure and Tess of the d'Urbervilles are my favorites.


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Tess is definitely one of mine.

 

[Lord Pmann]

you were in my dream last night. it was weird.

Details please. Although, I'm sure it is going to open the floodgates for other women to come out and tell their stories. Like Bill Cosby, except with a more rapey vibe.

Did I look like a stick figure in your dream? I'm curious what I could have looked like.

 

[Wings]

<<<<wedding AV

 

[Lord Pmann]

<<<<wedding AV

Well fuck me sideways. I expected to see smooth there next to you.

 

[Wings]

Well fuck me sideways. I expected to see smooth there next to you.

Can you imagine those vows?

"Yeah, baby. Even though you fat, your face is cute."

"Fuck off"

 

[Que]

That is a pretty good Smooth. frfr.

 

[Riles]

4 hours putting photos into albums
3 cups of Starbucks Verona coffee
1 slice of raspberry sour cream pie

=

A bunch of cute pictures of Halloweens past I thought I lost.

 

[Que]

Can you imagine the two minute consummation? (Using that word as a disguise so he doesn't hate on me if he sees this)

Fuck consumption gotta do widit? You saying she got TB?