The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Wings]

I could nibble on his lips for days.

Goodness gracious. My engine got a little revved considering the possibilities. His lips are delicious.

 

[Disgustipated]

Goodness gracious. My engine got a little revved considering the possibilities. His lips are delicious.

d'fuq izit?

 

[Wings]

d'fuq izit?

Tom Hardy? The sexiest pit bull owner next to my husband.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Rough night, rough throat, tepid bath. Underwhelmed by today.

Sounds like my middle munchkin who is home with me today. I've just made her toast and tea. Luckily I have plenty of work I can do from here today while hunkered down with her.

 

[AllyRose]

That gif's not the only thing yummy about Mr. Hardy.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Tom Hardy? The sexiest pit bull owner next to my husband.

He wrote some fine poetry, too.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Sounds like my middle munchkin who is home with me today. I've just made her toast and tea. Luckily I have plenty of work I can do from here today while hunkered down with her.

Awwww...

Hope she gets better soon.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Tom Hardy? The sexiest pit bull owner next to my husband.

Did I miss this? When did you get married?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sounds like my middle munchkin who is home with me today. I've just made her toast and tea. Luckily I have plenty of work I can do from here today while hunkered down with her.

Giver her some Flinstones Chewable Oxys.

 

[Que]

That gif's not the only thing yummy about Mr. Hardy.

I wonder if Laurel also finds Mr. Hardy attractive?

http://images.movieplayer.it/images/2008/08/24/oliver-hardy-86510.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

I wonder if Laurel also finds Mr. Hardy attractive?

http://images.movieplayer.it/images/2008/08/24/oliver-hardy-86510.jpg

That hat just makes me want to finger myself.

 

[Que]

That hat just makes me want to finger myself.

Bowled over by a bowler?

 

[Fata Morgana]

That hat just makes me want to finger myself.

It's because it's cocked jauntily. Anything cocked jauntily does the same to me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's because it's cocked jauntily. Anything cocked jauntily does the same to me.

Loves Jaunty Cock should be your next name.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Loves Jaunty Cock should be your next name.

After Queen of the Cunts according to Thrope.

 

[Que]

It's because it's cocked jauntily. Anything cocked jauntily does the same to me.

This sort of information is highly useful.

~Makes a note to quit straightening my chapeau.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This sort of information is highly useful.

~Makes a note to quit straightening my chapeau.

Good man.

 

[DesEsseintes]

After Queen of the Cunts according to Thrope.

And 'Queen of the Cunts Loves Jaunty Cock' is, of course, the title of your personal ad. It all makes sense.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Awwww...

Hope she gets better soon.

Shanks. Same to you.

Giver her some Flinstones Chewable Oxys.

I'm fresh out. My connection is down with a nasty case of pink eye.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And 'Queen of the Cunts Loves Jaunty Cock' is, of course, the title of your personal ad. It all makes sense.

I'm gonna put that on match.com. Knowing my luck I'd be paired up with Phil!

 

[Wings]

Did I miss this? When did you get married?

I got married in May.

 

[Wings]

And Tom Hardy is scrumptious no matter what.

 

[juttjaw]

And Tom Hardy is scrumptious no matter what.

https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1328718453l/76984.jpg

What about his brother???

 

[trysail]

And Tom Hardy is scrumptious no matter what.

Jude The Obscure and Tess of the d'Urbervilles are my favorites.


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[Disgustipated]

Tom Hardy? The sexiest pit bull owner next to my husband.

Bane? Ok, thanks.